Wednesday, August 26, 2020

FLOTUS Or FLOATIE?

 I hear that one or the other spoke at the RNC last night.

I didn't watch, but couldn't make out from descriptions of the event which one it was.

FLOTUS:

This paramilitarily togged individual is said to be whatever FLOTUS is.

I wonder what it is that it is? 


FLOATIE:

This is a mascot sort of creature who works for the Victoria British Columbia water department.

The Department wanted to humanize the detritus that their lack of a sewage treatment plant causes to be discharged into the Salish Sea.

So they got together with some ad agency and, voila, we have Floatie.

Looks a lot like FLOTUS, non?

So which one was at the RNC?









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