If I Have Any Understanding Of Jimmie Kimmel

 When he is "allowed" to be back on our info channels tomorrow night an amazing thing will happen.

He will wait for the standing ovation to abate and will thank in the most of gentlemanly of manner, the audience assembled.

Then he will turn to the camera and say: 

"I am so sorry, Guillermo, but I can't do this anymore. 

"Only 80 years ago so many of our forebears died on the cliffs of Normandy that it is obscene that we are now ostensibly led by a sociopath who eluded the draft with doctor conjured bone spurs.

"I am so sorry, Guillermo, both for our country, a country that has sunk into slime, but sorry also, Guillermo, because that slime is going to cost you, at least for a while, your livelihood.

"I can't do this anymore.

"You, and I, and the rest of us, deserved better; but this is what we have got.

"Good night, and Good Luck".

Fade to white.