Amendment Twenty Five Time III

 “A REAL DISGRACE took place at the United Nations yesterday — Not one, not two, but three very sinister events!," Trump wrote on social media.

“First, the escalator going up to the Main Speaking Floor came to a screeching halt. It stopped on a dime. It’s amazing that Melania and I didn’t fall forward onto the sharp edges of these steel steps, face first. It was only that we were each holding the handrail tightly or, it would have been a disaster,” Trump added, claiming the incident “was absolutely sabotage.”