donnie likes to grab crotch.
We’ve got that on tape.
he also likes to marry a lot.
We’ve got that on history.
I think I can remember:
there was Ivana (I think that was her name) the mother of Ivanka (I think that is her name) ;
and there was Marla Maples; that turned out well; we got Tiffany from that liaison, who looks like a porn star; I have begun to see a pattern here – Ivanka is a little higher class – looking – but her profession is obvious.
And now we have Marlena – or whatever her name is - the current wife and therefore ostensive first lady, and she has spawned a little boy clone of donnie.
Or some such sort of thing resembling a human being.
But don’t forget Doogie and Dum Dum – or whatever their names are - donnie’s other sons.
They are big in Russia, I understand; and they looked good in The Cartoon President, a Stephen Colbert production – charmingly stupid, one might say.
But the whole point of this post – as is always the case – can be summarized with a picture, which as usual, is worth a thousand words, so I will stop for short of that word count:
But I need to ask: is this Ivanka, Tiffany or Marlena – or whatever her name is?
Or some future “first lady”?
You’ve Come A Long Way America.