The Pseudo president And The Unfortunate Woman That Pretends to Be first lady

donnie likes to grab crotch.

We’ve got that on tape.

he also likes to marry a lot.

We’ve got that on history.

I think I can remember:

there was Ivana (I think that was her name) the mother of Ivanka (I think that is her name) ;

and there was Marla Maples; that turned out well; we got Tiffany from that liaison, who looks like a porn star; I have begun to see a pattern here – Ivanka is a little higher class – looking – but her profession is obvious.

And now we have Marlena – or whatever her name is - the current wife and therefore ostensive first lady, and she has spawned a little boy clone of donnie.

Or some such sort of thing resembling a human being.

How sad.

But don’t forget Doogie and Dum Dum – or whatever their names are - donnie’s other sons.

They are big in Russia, I understand; and they looked good in The Cartoon President, a Stephen Colbert production – charmingly stupid, one might say.

But the whole point of this post – as is always the case – can be summarized with a picture, which as usual, is worth a thousand words, so I will stop for short of that word count:

But I need to ask: is this Ivanka, Tiffany or Marlena – or whatever her name is?

Or some future “first lady”?

You’ve Come A Long Way America.