If I were a woman, and donnie nominated me for anything, particularly the Supreme Court, I would feel thrice defiled: once by having had the dildo utter my name, once by having had to respond to his utterance, and once to know that I would be a laugh line for night-time television for years to come.
Having that viewpoint, I can't help but wonder what kind of creature it is that donnie is going to have jump out of the cake.
What kind of creature would accept that sort of defilement?
And why would we want that sort of creature to replace one of our great justices?
But then why do we continue to tolerate the dildo?