Just let him slime out the door.
Before he gets tried for war crimes and found guilty.
His Fox and Friends buffoonery probably would convict him.
Sweating and flexing his various body parts and all that.
And his shrieked nasal statements of war and destruction and all.
But don't convict him; just let him off.
So donnie won't need to pardon him.
donnie's got a lot on what's left of his mind and we don't want to stress it.
Hegseth probably can wax prosperous with a podcast: "Why I Hate Fat Generals".