It is easy to come up with the big picture scenario.
trump was basking in the ease with which he kidnapped Maduro.
Kushner and Witkoff had laid a hard to ignore deal on the table at the Iran talks (they called it "the bait").
The Iranians all gathered in one place to decide what to do (Kushner and Witkoff cackled "they took the bait").
donnie took a break early morning Saturday 28 February to take a call from Bi Bi.
Bi Bi said, "we've got 'em all in one place like fish in a barrel - just like I did to the Gaza Palestinians; if you send the B2s we can kill all of them and you'll be a hero".
"I'll get right on it" said donnie.
He sent out the battle order on truth social.
Then he went to the air waves and told America that he had launched a war to change the regime in Iran.
Later he said, "not so fast; I launched the war so the Iranians can't rain nuclear horror on all our beautiful cities".
(He was actually substantially terser, but we're writing history here.)
Later still he said he had launched the war to stop Iran's blockage of the Strait of Hormuz.
Even later he started trying permutations and combinations of all possible reasons that might have caused him to think that the war was a good idea - things like "I launched the war to stop the communists from taking Cleveland" or "Iran will never invade Boise".
White House historians are feverishly assembling the facts and their alternates at this very moment.
Working title: The Ventriloquist: The Tale of Netanyahu's Dummy.
Netflix and Apple TV are already feverishly bidding for the rights.
It is interesting that both of them are proposing to use an AI exhumation of Walter Brennan to play donnie.
It is thought that Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy are also in the mix.
As are the Three Stooges.
Nothing's unlikely in donnieLand.
