Dud comes to mind.
When thinking of donnieFireworks 250.
Maybe donnie will get some B-2s to fly over and nuke his pond project.
That would liven up the skyline.
I hear tell there are Grapes of Wrath level queues inbound from donnieLand Interior - vehicles in various stages of disrepair and disrepute, filled with families similarly accoutered, all scheduled to arrive at noon on the Fourth - noon being the hour of the day back 80 years ago that donnie was born on Flag Day. Once there, the families will all stand among the blue vinyl shards of pond disrepair and sing YMCA until sundown, at which time they will all kneel and pray to Jesus of the Fireworks, a recent addition to the Trinity (one of donnie's favorite girl groups) and endorsed by Stephen Miller.
Oh, the spectacle of it all!!
The god of the blockchain has indeed smiled upon his most favored nation and that nation's dearest and greatest - presence.
How sad to be relegated, as I am, to the fringes of empire, out on an island in the Salish Sea where a pale reflection of imperial fury will waste the beauty of the nighttime sky with a tragic attempt at works of the fire.
