02 January 2025

Attack In New Orleans Is All Biden's Fault

 Almost before the recent debacle on Bourbon Street had occurred donnie and his cult were on the internet saying the whole thing was perpetrated by an illegal foreign criminal and that border policy, and therefore Joe Biden, was the root cause of the mayhem.

However, it was swiftly documented that the dead truck driver was a native born American of Texan extraction and an Afghanistan tour Army vet.

The incoming administration figures they can fix that little delta off their facts once the new (not yet announced - Department About Forgetfulness, Fantasy and Yearning - DAFFY) is announced and implemented.  

If you've been wondering where MTG fits in donnieLand, now you know. 

She's going to be head of DAFFY.

But the core of the donnie's critique is true: border policy was the cause of this terrorist act.

Restive committees are forming in New Orleans calling for Louisianna Governor Greg Landry to be publicly beheaded for allowing Texans to cross the border into Louisianna.