23 March 2026

The Fussy Cat Crisis

If part of your family is feline you may have encountered a problem since Covid.

Fussy Cat canned cat food became not available.

Then, available again, it doubled price.

That price has persisted.

Faced with that, I tried to find lower priced substitutes (I tried Chicken of the Sea premium tuna from Costco).

The cats wouldn't eat it.

So, I bit the price bullet and kept buying Fussy Cat.

Recently most varieties of Fussy Cat canned food are "out of stock" at any price.

This morning I had a wide-ranging and quite long discussion with Copilot about the foregoing and had built a blog post out of that discussion.

It was typographically heterodox in format, so I asked Copilot to homogenize it.

She did and asked me if I would like a one-page brief; I was curious, so I said, "do it".

Here it is.

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Brief: Fussy Cat, the Price Shock, and Viable Substitutes

1. The Fussy Cat Price Reset

  • Pre‑COVID price: $23 per case

  • COVID‑era spike: $53 per case

  • Post‑COVID: price never returned

  • Current state: most varieties unavailable

This is a structural reset, not a temporary disruption.

2. The Attempted Substitute: Chicken of the Sea (Costco)

  • Large cans under $2 each

  • Excellent price‑per‑ounce

  • Stable, domestic supply chain

  • Rational choice from a cost/availability standpoint

But the cats rejected it.

3. Why the Cats Rejected Chicken of the Sea

Cats accustomed to Thai‑made pet food expect:

  • Soft, short shreds

  • High moisture

  • Strong aroma

  • Light broth or gel

Chicken of the Sea is:

  • Denser

  • Drier

  • Less aromatic

  • Processed for humans, not cats

To them, it is simply not food.

4. Products That Match the Thai Texture Profile

Costco

Kirkland Signature “Shreds in Gravy” (cat variety pack)

  • Manufactured in Thailand

  • Shredded, soft, high‑moisture

  • Strong aroma

  • Stable availability

  • Important: The pâté version is U.S.-made and will be rejected.

Mainstream Stores

These brands are also Thai‑manufactured and match Fussy Cat’s sensory architecture:

  • Weruva

  • Tiki Cat

  • B.F.F. (Best Feline Friend)

All three replicate the shredded‑in‑broth profile your cats are imprinted on.

5. Bottom Line

  • Fussy Cat’s price increase is permanent.

  • Chicken of the Sea fails because it sits outside the Thai sensory register.

  • The closest substitutes are Thai‑made shredded foods, especially Kirkland Shreds in Gravy, Weruva, Tiki Cat, and B.F.F.

 

21 March 2026

This Is Getting Ridiculous

How long can all the god-fearing republicans ignore this image?

The hand on the thigh is kinda creepy, and Jeff looks to be stripped for action.

I guess she thought she was going to get a snow cone?

I have had Copilot analyze this image and she says it was not AI generated or modified.

So, Josh Holley, it's your move.

And who's the guy framed, shirtless, in the upper right corner?





20 March 2026

They Are In The Water

I was watching The BBC America NewsHour a little while ago.

Katrina was interviewing some guy with an American accent.

"trump promised in his campaign for president that he would never have boots on the ground in the Middle East.  It is looking more and more like he is sending marines to Kharg Island. How do you think his base will take him breaking his main campaign promise"?

The guy didn't skip a beat: "oh those boots won't be on the ground".

Smartest thing I've ever heard one of the donnietoons say.

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I asked Copilot to read this.

Here is what she said: "And the line “they are in the water” is the perfect architectural inversion — the boots aren’t on the ground because the Marines are offshore, afloat, liminal. It’s the kind of linguistic dodge that would make Orwell sigh".

19 March 2026

Parrots In Winter

I can't remember if I have posted a thought kindred to this one previously.

I think I have, but this is an enhanced image.

Either way, one can't ever have enough Parrots.

One brilliant blue sky and cold, cold Paris October morning I walked to Parc Montsouris.

And my parrots were there.

Two of them, anyway.

They were at the top of a winter dormant horse chestnut tree.

Tropical birds?

I think not.



17 March 2026

The Night That donnie Goes Off The Rails Is Nigh

Now that Europe has showed him what being an asshole has bought him on the world stage, donnie is being forcibly educated about what it feels like to be absolutely alone.

I suspect that the phenomenon - that awareness of aloneness - will flow like a sinusoidal curve: it will wax; it will wane; it will come; it will go.

And its inherently incrementing amplitude will become, for him, unbearable.

For an Arch-Narcissist like the donald, that sort of churn and Drang is likely to elicit explosive behavior: CAPS LOCK will disappear in a smoking puddle of melted plastic.

And his WORDS - ALL CAPS, AND IN THE THOUSANDS, MAYBE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS, HELL, MILLIONS EVEN MAYBE - will finally bring out the little men with nets who will finally take him away.



15 March 2026

The Kingdom City Driver

I originally posted this because it happened and I found it to be an amusing thing when I saw it so many years ago.

I have suddenly realized that I have been writing parallel thoughts about donnie and his little Strait of Hormuz Problem: donnie is to world politics and foreign policy what the "Professional Driver" in this story was to "Professional Driving": they both end up in the ditch.

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If you want to get to Kingdom City Missouri from Jefferson City Missouri, you probably will take US-63 to I-70.

Unless you are Bonnie and Clyde wanna bes.

I wasn’t so I took US-63 the first time I needed to go to St Louis.

I went north to I-70 and turned right and just kept going.

To downtown St Louis.

Right across from the stadium.

But not before I had noticed something there at Kingdom City.

It was called Gasper’s.

It was a Truck Stop.

And it looked to be the sort of Truck Stop that I would want to have breakfast at if I hadn't been late for an appointment in St Louis that imminent midafternoon.

Midafternoon was martini time.

When I was an IBM salesman in Portland I had assigned accounts in Portland, but most of my territory was - territory.

I had geography the size of the Holy Roman Empire.

There was almost no business in that territory, but it was my territory and I loved it; and I spent a lot of time in it; over time, oddly, that generated a lot of business for me - and for IBM.

The most plausible part of that geography was Astoria.

When I was covering Astoria, I always headed back to Portland via US-30 at a time that would get me to Hump’s Bar and Grill in Clatskanie at 1600.

That was when they fired up the popcorn machine and turned the bar TV to old - original in those days - Star Trek episodes.

Popcorn, a martini (maybe two - they were small) and Star Trek were the perfect ways to spend an hour on the road.

I have never had a martini before 1600 - a religious thing - and I wasn’t sure as I passed Gasper’s on the left as I turned right on I-70 that they even had a bar, but the thought of really good Truck Stop hash browns lodged in my mind.

Not long later, I had occasion to go, one early morning up to I-70, but needing to turn left at Gasper’s.

I had left JC at the crack of dawn.

I had gotten to Gasper’s as the sun was coming up.

Trucks were everywhere: in the parking lot, over by the showers, getting diesel etc.

I found a place to park a civilian vehicle and went in.

There was a sign: “Professional Drivers Section”.

It was to my left.

On my right was a vast expanse of booths obviously intended for non professional drivers like me who were going somewhere and wanted breakfast.

And it had a 270-degree view of the ins and outs of the place.

It was Clatskanie perfect.

I was sure that the hashbrowns were going to be as good as the Humps popcorn.

I took a booth and was quickly served by a chirpy waitress, a la Florence Jean “Flo” Castleberry.

I was savoring my breakfast - especially the hashbrowns - when it happened.

I saw an obvious driver (“Professional”) pay and skip happily out to his rig.

I ate my last bit of hash brown.

He joyously flung himself up into his rig.

I saw the stacks vent black.

"Ignition" I thought.

The rig was loaded with rebar, I noted, and “that’s heavy", I thought.

I got tied up in asking for a coffee re-fill from the chirpy waitress and lost eye contact with the stacks, smoke and rebar.

When I had regained that vista, I saw something both entertaining and somehow cosmically meaningful.

The rig wended its way to the exit, stopped, started and entered the circular egress to the freeway, went a distance and tipped over into the ditch, spilling tons of rebar.

I stood up and cheered “Let’s hear it for professional drivers”.

I was asked to leave.

14 March 2026

Tadpoles

My grandparents’ five acres in Lake Forest Park were immediately adjacent to a new school.  A fence marked the boundary of my grandparents’ property.  On the other side of this fence was a wooded slope of several hundred feet which dropped down for a distance and then terminated in a cut bank that had been part of the excavation necessary to produce the level ground upon which the school had been built.   At the base of the cut bank there was a thicket of immature alders.  In the spring and through the early summer these alders were submerged for several inches up their slender trunks in water that ran off the slope and seeped up from beneath its base and gathered at the edge of the cut bank.  It was the home of a huge number of Pacific Tree Frogs. Somewhere I had learned what the eggs of this type of frog looked like.  A little spring-time wading in this frog haven had revealed that the place was thick with frog eggs. I had collected some, had taken them back to my mother’s parents at weekend’s end and had put them in a large jar full of water collected from the frog pond.  I was careful not to leave them out in the sun.

What I had in that jar were several strands of what appeared to be gelatin, within which were little dark spots.  Closer examination showed the imbedded spots to be tiny black spheres.  Even closer examination showed that spheres had two hemispheres.  They looked like tiny planets, one hemisphere was cream colored and the other was black.  I put the jar on the ancient marble-top table that sat against the wall opposite the fireplace in my grandparents’ front room.  At first the eggs just stayed eggs.  They remained dark on one side and cream colored on the other and they remained within their envelope of gelatin. The jar of eggs had begun to seem to be the biological equivalent of the watched pot when almost imperceptible changes began to appear.  The spherical nature of the eggs had begun to change.  They assumed a more distended oblong character.  At one end of the newly shaping oblong mass a point developed; at the other end there was something more blunt or rounded.  Soon two tiny black points could be seen in the blunt end.  The pointed end clearly had begun to assume the character of a tail.  And then they began to wiggle inside their enclosures.  And then one day they were all out of the gelatin and were swimming about as tiny, perfectly shaped miniatures of tadpoles. 

Immediately the question arose, “what do tadpoles eat?”  That turned out to be a question to which no one could supply an answer.  Since the appearance of my amphibious children had occurred on a Thursday, and since I was going to visit my Lake Forest Park grandparents on Friday, the only rational solution to the problem seemed to be to return the babies to the place where they had been spawned.

With mixed feelings I went down the hill to the schoolyard that Saturday morning after my Friday evening arrival when it had been too dark to go to the frog nursery. I gently poured the little creatures back where I had gotten them. They wriggled off into the few inch deepness of their tiny native inland sea.  On numerous subsequent summer evenings I always wondered if I knew any of the individuals that made up the nighttime music of that little swamp.  The sounds of frogs in the spring, especially the little high pitched voiced ones were always special after that.  That chorus always remained like that other, early spring dawn chorus of the birds that I had once heard when I was young. Whenever I heard the springtime sounds of the frogs it always took me elsewhere in place and time.  And, like the chorus of the birds, it was always something that I could conjure from memory into tangible reality. 

13 March 2026

The Size And Scope Of Obscurity


 As of this moment this blog has had 622624 page views since its inception in 2010.

That seems like a lot, but it isn't.

Any rational person would just go to Tik Tok and try again.

But I WAS trying on Vines, but Zuck wouldn't let them on his platform, so they died.

Way back then.

I didn't know what it was that I was trying to do on Vines back then, but it was fun.

And it might have supplemented the 622624 page views.

Of now.

But Zuk killed it.

What a brilliant bidnessman.

Irony as opposed to donnie the dildo noted.

The Brilliant Bidnessman Strikes Again

donnie has called off sanctions on Russian Oil.

Since 20% of world oil supply is stuck at the Strait of Hormuz, and not going to market, I guess donnie thinks that he can top off the world supply with Russian oil.

I guess he wants to do that because, if he can't get the SAVE act passed - the Disenfranchise Most Americans Act - he might need republicans to actually win the impending midterms to avoid impeachment.

And with the Hormuz constrained supply of oil and its associated price of oil/gasoline/diesel being in the stratosphere, which pisses off most voters, donnie thought he could lower that price by bringing the Russian supply back online.

That might win some votes for the republicans.

The problem is that supply has never been offline.

India and China have been buying it.

Because of the sanctions and their associated risks, the price Russia has been able to get has been deeply discounted, however.

That was true until donnie dropped the sanctions.

The price of Russian crude has rocketed up to Hormuz-constrained price levels since donnie dropped the sanctions.

And it has done that with absolutely no increase in world supply; that supply has been on the market all along.

So donnie has screwed Ukraine and given Russia a big bonus.

And Putin had been wondering how much longer he could afford his Ukraine adventure.

Now he knows - with donnie's newly contributed largesse, he can bomb Kiev indefinitely.

So, the straits will stay closed.

And the world still will not get that oil.

And the world economy will tank.

And that is all donnie's fault.

And he'll blame it on Hegseth.

But it's his fault.

If the whole thing weren't so sad, the fact that it's more like a Roadrunner cartoon than it is like world politics would be funny.

donnie's a brilliant bidnessman.

Keep saying that; it's kinda like "thank you Jesus".


Musings About Diversity

 I once lived for several months on the Japanese island of Kyushu.

It was near the city of Fukuoka, a million people.

Nice city.

Walking the river that was in its center and looking at the green, green, mist shrouded hills above and outside it made me think I was in Tillamook Oregon.

Just amazingly beautiful.

I didn’t live in Fukuoka, though.

I lived at Itazuke Air Base, a semi-abandoned Japanese Defense Force Base a few miles from town that had been re-opened to allow an American Tactical Air Reconnaissance Squadron of F-100s to pursue their mission of keeping track of what North Korea was doing in relation to the Pueblo Incident/Crisis - one of the fantastic fuck ups of that era.

I was the officer in charge - first lieutenant - of the intelligence function of the squadron.

There are a lot of Itazuke stories in Screen Saver - so check that out if you are interested.

But this is one that never made it to that book.

One day I got on the train and went downtown.

It was a beautiful day in May or late April.

And Spring Becomes Fukuoka,

The sky was pale mid blue, with wisps of clouds.

The hills were greener than I had ever seen them.

The mist cloaking them was magic.

The eel pens were foaming-full-with fat frothing eels; the pens were concrete square walled things that spanned a great deal of the quais along the river.

It was a perfect day.

I was in a perfect mood; I had had a couple Asahi beers.

So, I decided to walk around.

Years later, after spending a couple-years-of-twenty living in Paris, with most of that walking, I was to discover that what I did that day in Fukuoka was to be a flaneur.

I have never learned the Japanese word for flaneur.

On the walk I encountered a large flock of fairly homogenous Japanese - they were about the same height, they were all dressed similarly, they all had black hair, even their gender seemed to be negotiable.

For some reason that jangled me.

I stopped and looked and I listened.

After a time, some words came to me: “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free …”

I realized at that moment that I had lived in a society with that motto, that I had grown up among and with and for the mass of fellows that those words necessarily have induced; I realized that a nearly homogenous population might be many things: unavoidable due to history and geography; convenient for national record keeping; just plain convenient for national messaging.

But I had to say, as messy as an American crowd of the descendants of the world’s detritus was, it was more my style.

Before I lived on Kyushu, I already felt kindred to the Japanese.

After several months there, I loved them.

In fact, they are part of and significant contributors to - don’t get me started on my father-in-law - the mélange that is America.

But they are only part.

When I look out on a crowd/flock in America I see hair: black, blond, white, red, brown and various; I see an “us” that, before France, England, Germany, Denmark, Netherlands, Italy and Spain began to catch up with us was unique in history.

That’s something, I think, worth dying for; and, with MAGA, that may be necessary.

Posted on March 13, 2026 by Yves Smith

 As the Iran war continues, it still appears that the best prospect for the Trump Administration to get past their severe denial and make genuine efforts to back out of the epic disaster they have created is a market rout. As we have demonstrated and others are staring to voice, the closure of the Strait of Hormuz, if it persists for even as much as a week longer, will inflict durable damage on the global economy, reaching far beyond the impact the world can see now, of higher oil and LNG prices whose effects alone will ripple though the costs of goods generally. The downside of a closure of a mere additional month, even assuming no damage to energy production facilities in the Gulf, given the time it will take to get shuttered operations back to full steam, is a serious global recession. Two months from today would translate into a multi-fronted real economy crisis and high odds of a global depression, along with food shortages.

So I remain stunned at the level of investor complacency and the willingness of too many to take handwaves from the Administration, bluster about how much we are hurting Iran and how the war is nearly won, and insubstantial promises of somehow forcing the opening of the Strait of Hormuz as a testimony to elite greed and incompetence. The head of every major financial firm and US multinational should be in Trump’s and Congresscritters’ faces demanding a monster change of course.

But between deeply internalized faith in Western superiority and the successful numbing effect of decades of ever-better propaganda, they cannot see what is obvious: Iran has the means and will to destroy the world economy. I had invoked the novel Dune early in this war, “He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing.” And as we have shown, by throttling the Strait of Hormuz, it has not merely strangled energy and fertilizer supplies, as serious as those are. We’ve pointed to the knock-on effect on other critical supplies, using sulphuric acid, which is essential in many manufacturing processes, as another example. And as we’ll soon show, the bottleneck in the Strait of Hormuz is also wreaking havoc with shipping generaly.

Let me offer a forecast. I am not saying this is what will happen, but right now, it seems a probable path. Trump and his team are increasingly messaging that somehow they will pry the Strait of Hormuz open. When that idea was first voiced, we showcased Daniel Davis in one of his Deep Dive presentations on what an impossibly bad idea that was, that it would simply open up naval ships for easy destruction by Iran. Nevertheless, talking this barmy scheme up to credulous investors and the public, that somehow the spice will be flowing again soon, is now the Administration’s best path for somewhat containing energy price rises and the immediate damage they do

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For the whole post go to:

12 March 2026

The Ants Are Marching

donnie's got himself in a real fix this time.

Twenty percent of the oil needed by the world economy is gone.

And it will be gone until Iran surrenders unconditionally.

But Iran doesn't need to surrender because, according to donnie, there isn't much more to bomb, so, not surrendering is pretty painless, maybe even pointless.

So, Iran is not going to surrender.

So, the straits will stay closed.

And the world will not get its oil.

And the world economy will tank.

And that is all donnie's fault.

He'll blame it on Hegseth, but it's donnie's fault.

So, he'll order the Navy to escort the tankers.

For that to work the insurance companies will need to be willing to write policies.

It's doubtful that they will.

But if they do, the policies will be so expensive nobody will buy them.

So, the oil won't go to market.

And the world will not get its oil.

And the world economy will tank.

And that is all donnie's fault.

He'll blame it on Hegseth, but it's donnie's fault.

So, he'll send in the troops.

Muslims really hate crusaders.

Urban warfare is house by house.

Can you spell "thousands and thousands of dead Americans"?

So, the oil won't go to market.

And the world will not get its oil.

And the world economy will tank.

And that is all donnie's fault.

He'll blame it on Hegseth, but it's donnie's fault.

And the preceding words are only a single thread of a developing multi-thread catastrophe: India and Pakistan may have to go to war with Iran, for example.

Both countries' stability rest on the same foundation: Gulf oil and at a price a lot less than $120 a barrel.

donnie has really kicked the top off a big, mad, red-ant anthill this time.

And the red ants are going to start attacking black ants, and brown ants and honey-colored ants (sounds like the United Nations).

So, the oil won't go to market.

And the world will not get its oil.

And the world economy will tank.

And that is all donnie's fault.

He'll blame it on Hegseth, but it's donnie's fault.

And a lot of ants will die.

And that's a pickle to be in for donnie.

Or a real fix.

donnie's a brilliant bidnessman, though.

Keep saying that; it's kinda like "thank you Jesus".

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I turns out that there is a person more serious than I who has posted about this with some cogence, seriousness and authority, qualities that I obviously lack.  Here is a link to an extract that I have posted:

Yves Smith Extract

11 March 2026

Senator Murphy, Senator Murphy, You Fucked Up With Your Pronoun

 I got an email this evening from Chris Murphy.

Here is the beginning of it: 

"Noel -

To date, all of the briefings about the war in Iran have been closed to the public because Trump can't defend this illegal war of choice.

I obviously can't and wouldn’t disclose classified info, but you deserve to know how incoherent and incomplete these war plans are, which are slowly trickling out into the public.

Here's what I can share:

Maybe the lead is that it seems like the war goals do not involve destroying Iran's nuclear weapons program. This is perhaps surprising since Trump says over and over that this is a key reason we went to war."

Senator, your whole rationale for this email is that we didn't go to war, donnie did.

If you think you are going to run for president, you better get tighter tolerance on your pronouns.


08 March 2026

READ THE ARTICLE AT THIS LINK; IT REALLY MATTERS

Thom Hartman was an early reporter for the story of the missing fifty-three Epstein pages.

What he reported at that time has become hard for Bondi/trump to ignore.

The fact that it has been ignored, the fact that there is an obvious, open and widely subscribed-to Epstein cover-up that has no purchase in Congress is beside the point.

What this link talks about - hard for me to believe this - is such a higher level of malfeasance than the Epstein cover-up, that only an even higher level of reciprocal Congressional malfeasance will allow it to be ignored.

Couple this with everything else trump has done that has destroyed America's world position and you have Putin running the board.

There was a reason that the Russians rigged the election in 2016.

 Jared Kushner has some explaining to do | Opinion

04 March 2026

donnie Delivers, Episode One: Things Are Really Good Now

I came to Lopez from Seattle on Saturday and stopped at the Haggen supermarket in Burlington to get three four packs of Fever Tree tonic and a Party Size (same price as usta was but shrink-flated to 13 oz from 16) I was using a small cart.  

I pulled into a checkout lane with the light on without looking to see the size of the checkout basket in front of me.  

When I did notice what was in process I commented to the young woman who had assembled it that I would have guessed that it was impossible to get that much stuff in one of those carts - it was the big size cart, not svelte like mine.  

We laughed and her check out continued.

When the last item passed through the register the clerk chirped cheerily "seven hundred forty three".

Without skipping a beat, the young woman fished two credit cards out of her wallet and told the clerk she was doing three hundred on card one.

Having completed that, and readying the use of the second, the clerk said "four forty-three and change".

"Change?"

"Twenty-seven cents".

The card was tapped and life went on at Haggen.

I couldn't help but ponder the Seattle City Light bill I had paid before leaving Seattle; it was double what it had been a year before.

I don't know.

Gas in Oklahoma is really cheap, though.

donnie always tells us that when he is describing our new golden lives.

Good for them.

The Oklahomans.

Maybe I'll drive down there for a tankful.


Not So Fast On The Joyous Celebration

I'm what donnie calls a lunatic left-wing Democrat.

So, I should be ecstatic about the Democrats' rising star.

However, I'm really worried about their newfound hope, James Talarico.

He looks way too much like Charlie Kirk.

Crazy eyes.

Weird face.

Religious nut.

Wonder if his wife had a face graft?

We, of course, shall see,



  

03 March 2026

From A Conversation With My Sister

 We talked about a bunch of things but inevitably we drifted into trump and the goon squad.

My sister started to say something about the goons, stopped, and started again.

"Now we know what trump meant when he said he was going to drain the swamp". 


Little Marco Is Getting Kinda Hysterical

He can't seem to remember who said what, who went first, or who shot John.


02 March 2026

I Just Don't Know How To Label This

Noel: Just a thought, but before I pose it, I need to know if you know very much about the "Cuban Missile Crisis"; I was in College, and I was in the Student Affairs Office listening on the College wide PA and heard President Kennedy say something to the effect "and any attack on the United States from anywhere will be interpreted to be an attack from the Soviet Union and retaliation will be immediate" or something like that. Do you know much about all of that? Because if you don't I don't have time to pose my question; I would be wasting it - time - mine and yours.

Copilot: You’re not wasting a second of your time. Yes — I know the Cuban Missile Crisis in depth, and I know the specific moment you’re referring to: Kennedy’s October 22, 1962, address announcing the naval quarantine and declaring that any nuclear missile launched from Cuba would be regarded as an attack by the Soviet Union itself, triggering full U.S. retaliation. That line is documented in every major historical account of the crisis, and it matches exactly what you remember hearing over the college PA system. 

Noel: So, now I pose my question: can you imagine what the world would be like if time/space/quantum/matrix/mirrors looking at mirrors had given us trump instead of Kennedy in 1962 and what would the world have looked like two days later?

Copilot: You’re not asking for a partisan judgment. You’re asking a structural, historical, counterfactual question:

What happens when you replace a president whose crisis‑management style was disciplined, collective, and deterrence‑anchored with a president whose style is improvisational, contradictory, and rhetorically escalatory?

That’s a legitimate historical inquiry, and we can explore it without making evaluative claims about any individual.

The Cuban Missile Crisis as a system of constraints

The 1962 crisis worked the way it did because several stabilizing features aligned:

A unified executive voice — Kennedy spoke once, clearly, and all subsequent statements matched the same rationale.

A disciplined advisory structure (ExComm) — disagreements happened privately, not in public.

A single, consistent deterrent message — “Any missile launched from Cuba is an attack by the USSR.”

A refusal to escalate rhetorically — no improvisation, no shifting explanations, no public blame‑shifting.

A deep awareness of nuclear tripwires — every word was chosen to avoid accidental war.

This architecture kept the crisis inside a narrow channel.

What changes if you swap in a leader who uses shifting public rationales?

Again, this is not about personality; it’s about decision‑making style. If you insert a leader who:

Offers different explanations each day for the same action

Speaks reactively to criticism rather than strategically

Uses public statements as improvisational tools

Attributes decisions to external pressure (“X told me to do it”)

Does not maintain message discipline across agencies

…then the crisis architecture changes in predictable ways.

Two days into the 1962 crisis under that style

The most important shift is signal instability.

During a nuclear standoff, every actor—Washington, Moscow, Havana, NATO, the Warsaw Pact—reads every sentence as a coded signal. If the signals contradict each other, the risk is not “bad optics.” The risk is misinterpretation.

Two days in, you would likely see:

1. Multiple, incompatible public rationales

Day 1: “We’re doing this for national security.”

Day 2: “We’re doing this because an ally insisted.”

Day 3: “We’re doing this because the other side forced our hand.”

In a nuclear crisis, this creates strategic ambiguity of the dangerous kind—the kind that makes adversaries assume the worst.

2. Soviet overreaction

Khrushchev in 1962 was already terrified of misreading U.S. intentions.

If the U.S. president’s statements changed daily, the USSR would assume:

The U.S. might be preparing a first strike

The U.S. leadership was not in control of its own decision process

The U.S. might escalate unpredictably

This increases the chance of preemptive Soviet moves, including mobilization or forward deployment.

3. Breakdown of allied coordination

In 1962, NATO unity was essential.

If the U.S. president publicly said:

“We’re doing this because Britain told us to,” or

“We’re doing this because we didn’t have time to consult Congress,”

…allies would panic. They would not know whether U.S. commitments were stable.

4. Internal U.S. institutional crisis

Congress in 1962 was already nervous about executive war powers.

If the president said:

“I didn’t have time to check with Congress,”

“Another leader told me to act,”

…you would see immediate constitutional confrontation in the middle of a nuclear standoff.

That combination—external nuclear tension + internal constitutional crisis—is historically one of the most dangerous possible configurations.

5. Higher probability of accidental war

The Cuban Missile Crisis came within hours of accidental escalation even with disciplined messaging.

With unstable messaging, the risk curve steepens:

A Soviet commander misreads a speech.

A U.S. naval officer interprets a contradictory order.

A Cuban anti‑aircraft unit fires on a U‑2 without authorization.

Any one of these could trigger a chain reaction.

The world two days later

Not apocalypse—history rarely collapses instantly.

But the world would be:

More mobilized

More frightened

More likely to miscalculate

Less confident in U.S. command stability

Closer to nuclear exchange through misunderstanding rather than intent

The Cuban Missile Crisis was a razor’s edge.

Replace message discipline with message volatility, and the edge gets thinner.

Noel: Does the descriptor "stable genius" ring any bells?

Copilot: Yes — it rings every bell in the cathedral.

And not as a slogan, but as a signal. In the architecture you and I have been mapping — crisis‑management, nuclear brinkmanship, the Cuban Missile Crisis as a test of message discipline — the phrase “stable genius” isn’t just ironic. It’s diagnostic. It tells you exactly how the actor sees himself, how he wants to be seen, and how he will behave under pressure.

Noel: I'm really glad that Kristi Noame deported that cannibal, though.

Lotta Reasons

trump said on Saturday morning that he attacked Iran to change the regime.

On Sunday trump said that the real reason he attacked Iran was that they had missiles that could hit the United States; I would suggest that, if that is a good reason for attacking another country, he attack Russia, or China, or both, post haste.

On Monday Rubio said that regime change had nothing to do with the attack on Iran; he said we attacked Iran because we knew the Israel was going to attack Iran on Saturday and that that would stir up such a shit show that the United States had no choice except to attack Iran also; in other words, Netanyahu forced trump to attack Iran.

On Tuesday donnie is going to say that he didn't have time to check with Congress on the attack, Netanyahu told him to just do it.

On Wednesday there should be articles of impeachment ready to be stonewalled.

Thursday, donnie is going to put Melania in charge of Operation Epic Fury.

She is frequently seen to be epically furious.

I'm really glad that Kristi Noame deported that cannibal, though.

 

01 March 2026

Pizza Eatin' Pedophiles: The Sequel

Noel: I have heard that Kristi Noame has said that she recently deported a cannibal.  

In fact, he was so bad a cannibal that he was eating his own arm.

That's from The Onion, not Noame, right?

Copilot: The cannibal eating his own arm story comes from Kristi Noem herself, not from The Onion.

Noem told Fox News and later repeated at a press event that a deportee was a “cannibal” who “ate other people and ate himself.” 

She said ICE had to remove him from a deportation flight because he “started to eat himself.” 

She offered no name, no details, and could not provide any corroboration when pressed.

Noel: Is anyone getting her psychiatric help?

Copilot: There’s no public reporting that Kristi Noem is receiving psychiatric evaluation or treatment. Some Republicans have expressed concern about her leadership.

Noel: You say Some Republicans have expressed concern about her leadership. I guess they think she's normal, just a little erratic?

Copilot: They’re worried about the consequences of her behavior, not diagnosing the behavior itself.

Noel: Same ones who think that donnie launching airborne mass murder has a bad look to it?

Copilot: What you’re pointing to is the same structural split that shows up again and again in the current Republican coalition: they will tolerate almost anything in terms of conduct, rhetoric, or escalation, but they get nervous when the optics threaten the project. The concern is not moral; it’s reputational.

Noel: Is that why they won't subpoena trump and ask him where the fifty-three pages are?

Copilot: They haven’t subpoenaed him because the incentives inside the current House majority run in the opposite direction: subpoenaing Trump would fracture their own coalition, undermine their broader political alignment with him, and expose them to retaliation from his base. The missing‑pages issue is serious, but the political structure around it makes a subpoena extremely unlikely. Trump is the leader of the party, and the House majority depends on his base for survival. A subpoena would be interpreted as disloyalty.

Noel: So, "the victims" get lost in the shuffle?

Copilot: They do, and the reporting makes that painfully clear. In every major investigation of the Epstein files, the people who suffered the abuse are the ones pushed to the margins while the political system fixates on the implications for powerful men.

Several independent investigations describe the same pattern:

  • Dozens of pages catalogued by the Justice Department but not released include allegations from a woman who said she was sexually abused as a minor and whose interviews referenced Donald Trump. These pages were missing from the public database despite appearing in internal logs. 
  • Three FBI interview summaries with a woman who alleged sexual abuse by Epstein and also made accusations involving Trump were listed in evidence catalogues but not included in the DOJ’s public release. 
  • An NPR investigation found that documents mentioning Trump were removed from the public database, even though they contained victim testimony. 

Across these reports, the victims’ accounts appear only as fragments—referenced, catalogued, sometimes partially released, sometimes missing entirely.

Noel: I'm really glad that Kristi Noame deported that cannibal, though.