Hey donnie - This Is Gold

 That plastic shit you have pasted to the fireplace is so Twentieth Century.

I Guess He Forgot Social Security

 "It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, and all of these individual things," Trump said during Easter lunch at the White House. "They can do it on a state basis. We can't do it on the federal [level]. We take care of one thing: military protection."

Deranged, Demented And Diminished

To be sung to the tune of Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered.

donnie dazzled the world by speaking for twenty minutes without complaining about the 2020 election.

I couldn't tell if he farted much.

Quite a few words went through the rrrrrllll tongue deformation, but he's old; give the silly old fuck a break.

As best as I could tell the World in general - that includes us, the United States of America - came away thinking "god, I wish somebody else had the nuclear codes".

And then he fired Pam Bondi.

So I Asked Copilot What donnie Is Going To Say Tonight

I asked: "What's he going to say?

🎙️ What Trump is likely to say tonight

Based on his past crisis‑addresses, his recent public statements, and the political context, there are three predictable pillars he tends to fall back on.

1️⃣ Reframe the Iran war as a success

He has already been saying:

• “We’re winning.”

• “Iran is on its knees.”

• “We’ll be out in two or three weeks.”

So expect:

• Claims of progress

• Claims of decisive action

• Claims that the U.S. is safer because of him

This is standard for him in any military situation.

2️⃣ Shift blame for the crisis onto Biden

This is almost guaranteed because he has already done it repeatedly in Truth Social posts and rallies.

The structure usually goes like this:

• “This never would have happened if Biden hadn’t been weak.”

• “Biden gave Iran billions.”

• “I inherited a mess.”

He uses this pattern in nearly every foreign‑policy speech.

3️⃣ Revisit the 2020 election — but indirectly

He rarely gives a national address without at least implying:

• He was wronged

• The country went downhill because he wasn’t in office

• “We’re fixing what they broke”

He may not say “2020 was stolen” in a formal Oval Office‑style speech, but he often uses coded versions:

• “We’re restoring legitimacy.”

• “We’re taking our country back.”

• “People know what happened.”

So yes — the theme will be there even if the explicit claim isn’t.

🎯 The real purpose of the speech

This is the part that’s most consistent across his presidency:

He uses national addresses to control the narrative when events are slipping out of his hands.

Tonight’s goals are likely:

• Reassert control over the Iran storyline

• Preempt criticism from Congress

• Frame the war as nearly over

• Cast himself as the only stabilizing force

That’s the architecture of his crisis messaging.