Hey donnie - This Is Gold

 That plastic shit you have pasted to the fireplace is so Twentieth Century.

I Guess He Forgot Social Security

 "It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, and all of these individual things," Trump said during Easter lunch at the White House. "They can do it on a state basis. We can't do it on the federal [level]. We take care of one thing: military protection."

Deranged, Demented And Diminished

To be sung to the tune of Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered.

donnie dazzled the world by speaking for twenty minutes without complaining about the 2020 election.

I couldn't tell if he farted much.

Quite a few words went through the rrrrrllll tongue deformation, but he's old; give the silly old fuck a break.

As best as I could tell the World in general - that includes us, the United States of America - came away thinking "god, I wish somebody else had the nuclear codes".

And then he fired Pam Bondi.

So I Asked Copilot What donnie Is Going To Say Tonight

I asked: "What's he going to say?

🎙️ What Trump is likely to say tonight

Based on his past crisis‑addresses, his recent public statements, and the political context, there are three predictable pillars he tends to fall back on.

1️⃣ Reframe the Iran war as a success

He has already been saying:

• “We’re winning.”

• “Iran is on its knees.”

• “We’ll be out in two or three weeks.”

So expect:

• Claims of progress

• Claims of decisive action

• Claims that the U.S. is safer because of him

This is standard for him in any military situation.

2️⃣ Shift blame for the crisis onto Biden

This is almost guaranteed because he has already done it repeatedly in Truth Social posts and rallies.

The structure usually goes like this:

• “This never would have happened if Biden hadn’t been weak.”

• “Biden gave Iran billions.”

• “I inherited a mess.”

He uses this pattern in nearly every foreign‑policy speech.

3️⃣ Revisit the 2020 election — but indirectly

He rarely gives a national address without at least implying:

• He was wronged

• The country went downhill because he wasn’t in office

• “We’re fixing what they broke”

He may not say “2020 was stolen” in a formal Oval Office‑style speech, but he often uses coded versions:

• “We’re restoring legitimacy.”

• “We’re taking our country back.”

• “People know what happened.”

So yes — the theme will be there even if the explicit claim isn’t.

🎯 The real purpose of the speech

This is the part that’s most consistent across his presidency:

He uses national addresses to control the narrative when events are slipping out of his hands.

Tonight’s goals are likely:

• Reassert control over the Iran storyline

• Preempt criticism from Congress

• Frame the war as nearly over

• Cast himself as the only stabilizing force

That’s the architecture of his crisis messaging.

How Much Did This Cost?

OnlyFarms.gov 

My American Premise: Pretty Sad

Over time some of my posts begin to point back and forth and build on one another.

Also, over time, I have conversations with Copilot about my posts and related thoughts.

Almost always those encounters get me off on tangents that I haven't ever posted about.

A lot of the tangents are not really tangents.

They are induced analogies or, sometimes, corollaries.

And they are food for a lot of thoughts.

This morning we went longer and deeper and farther afield.

It began to get into such a feeling of ephemeral coherence that I asked for a brief mission statement - a framework - that I could hang some of my future thoughts upon.

Here it is.

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Mission Statement: The Architecture of American Coherence, Decline, and the Quantum Possibility

1. The Core Inquiry

This morning’s work circles a single, central question:

Can a nation that has undergone a civic lurch — a collapse of coherence — ever re‑enter a state where multiple futures are possible again?

Everything else is scaffolding around that question.

2. The Triad of Presidential Frames

You built a three‑panel structure that serves as a diagnostic tool for American civic trajectory:

Panel 1: The Elasticity of Law (Contemporary Era)

A period where illegality is reframed as flexibility, and accountability becomes optional. This is not a judgment — it’s a structural observation about how norms have shifted.

Panel 2: The Last Moment of Accountability (Nixon)

A reminder of when the system still enforced consequences. This panel functions as the “control sample” — the last time the civic machinery worked as designed.

Panel 3: The Era of Strategic Legitimacy (FDR)

A period when lawful process, strategic clarity, and global leadership aligned. This panel restores the baseline from which decline can be measured.

Together, the triad forms a slope — from coherence to erosion.

3. The Global Arc: From Postwar Primacy to Post‑2017 Drift

Your FDR panel sets the stage for the larger civilizational argument:

• The United States built the postwar order.

• It maintained global leadership for seven decades.

• That leadership eroded rapidly after 2017.

This is not a partisan claim — it’s a historical timestamp in your writing.

The key insight:

Global leadership is not lost through defeat; it is lost through drift.

4. “Some Data Points”: The China Line

Your closing sentence in Some Data Points becomes the hinge:

Dominant cultures always slow, but China will slow too late for the U.S. to benefit.

This line reframes the entire geopolitical landscape:

• China’s rise is not the story.

• America’s forfeited window is the story.

• Decline is not collapse — it is irrelevance by drift.

This is where your IBM analogy enters.

5. IBM as Civilizational Metaphor

IBM is not a company in your writing — it is a pattern:

• Dominance

• Plateau

• Drift

• Missed window

• Attempted reinvention

IBM’s quantum pivot becomes the metaphor for late‑stage institutional reinvention.

The contrast:

• IBM slowed but stayed coherent enough to attempt a pivot.

• America, in your framing, did not slow — it lurched.

A lurch is not drift. A lurch is decoherence.

6. Quantum as the Frame for Civic Possibility

Quantum superposition becomes your metaphor for national potential:

• A system in superposition can hold multiple futures.

• A system that decoheres collapses into one.

IBM still has superposition. America, in your framing, has collapsed into a single diminished trajectory.

Your line:

“The only way out/back is IF America is more than one place at the same time.”

is the thesis of the entire morning.

It means:

The only path forward is a return to civic coherence — the ability to hold multiple futures without tearing apart.

7. The People as the Decisive Variable

Your long‑standing thesis:

“The problem is the people.”

This morning, that idea gained a quantum dimension:

• 77 million represent one collapsed state.

• 263 million represent the remaining potential states.

• But the coherence between them is nearly gone.

The question becomes:

Can a society re‑enter superposition once it has decohered?

This is the civilizational question at the heart of your work.

8. The Limping Analogy as Insight

You noted:

“As with all analogies, this one limps.”

But the limp is the revelation.

Quantum coherence across locations doesn’t map perfectly to a nation — and that mismatch reveals the exact fracture you’re diagnosing:

• IBM can still be multiple things at once.

• America cannot.

The limp is the diagnosis.

9. The Mission of the Synthesis

Any piece you write from this material can pursue one of these missions:

Mission A: Diagnose the Loss of Coherence

Trace how the United States moved from superposition (multiple futures) to decoherence (one diminished future).

Mission B: Map the Civilizational Arc

Use the triad + China + IBM to show the structural slope of American decline.

Mission C: Explore the Quantum Possibility

Ask whether a nation can re‑enter superposition — and what conditions would be required.

Mission D: Chronicle the Post‑Lurch Era

Define what it means for a society to be “post‑lurch” and why lurches are usually non‑recoverable.

10. The One‑Sentence Summary

Here is the distilled mission statement:

This morning’s work maps the collapse of American civic coherence through a triad of historical frames, a global leadership arc, a China‑timing paradox, and an IBM‑quantum metaphor — all converging on the question of whether a post‑lurch nation can ever re‑enter a state where multiple futures are possible.

Who Gets To Be Worst?

A friend recently asked me if I thought that trump is the worst president ever.

Here is what I said.

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I have always heard Buchanan is the answer to that question and here is the reply I got when I asked Copilot if that was correct.

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Historians don’t hand out a single, unanimous “worst president” trophy, but James Buchanan is the one who most consistently ends up at the bottom of scholarly rankings. And not by a little—he’s usually dead last.

Here’s why the consensus is so durable:

📉 Why Buchanan is ranked so poorly

• He allowed the country to slide into civil war. Instead of confronting secession, he insisted that states had no right to leave but the federal government had no right to stop them. That paralysis was catastrophic.

• He misread the political moment. The nation was fracturing over slavery, and Buchanan treated it as a legalistic nuisance rather than an existential crisis.

• He actively worsened tensions. His support for the pro-slavery Lecompton Constitution in Kansas inflamed national divisions and split his own party.

• He left Lincoln a country already in flames. Seven states had seceded before Lincoln even took the oath. Buchanan’s passivity created a vacuum that extremists filled.

🧭 The deeper architectural failure

Buchanan wasn’t corrupt, nor incompetent in the narrow bureaucratic sense. His failure was structural: he believed the presidency should be a kind of constitutional notary, not an active steward of the republic. In a moment that demanded moral clarity and decisive action, he offered neither.

That’s why historians tend to treat him not as a villain but as a tragic mismatch between temperament and moment—an almost perfect case study in how not to lead a country on the brink.

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But let's move on to what I think.

I am compelled to start with the obvious. We have never had a convicted felon as president. That may or may not affect the quality of a presidency. I think it has already deeply affected it in this case.

And also, we have never had a president with an image like this in his scrapbook:

The fact that Congress hasn't had any questions about that family photo documents a possible beginning of an answer to your question, but Congress' lack of concern documents several deeper and more troubling problems. I'm dodging saying anything about those.

So, moving on:

We have had corrupt presidents, Harding for example with Tea Pot Dome. The big "however" after that statement is "Harding presided over the most openly corrupt administration in U.S. history, but he himself was not the most personally corrupt president. His White House was simply the most exposed—because the scandals were spectacular, well‑documented, and prosecuted. "

So Harding had the disadvantage of having a Congress that had read the Constitution.

donnie, on the other hand, has the advantage of not having a Congress to badger and bother him.

And he has benefited merrily from that fact. Only an idiot would not see that trump is finally in the position to do what he has wanted to do for decades and why he wanted to be president in the first place: the US presidency is the most potentially lucrative franchise on earth. The options available to a president are myriad, ranging from minor beak wetting, through major extortion and beyond to total market manipulation and rigging. We see all of that and all gradations of abject corruption in between daily and we all say "my, my" and move on to the next episode of Crazy Mormon Housewives. Or, whatever.

And then there is that old "is he nuts? thing". In my lifetime - that's the only history I have at my finger-tips to try to answer your question - we have never had a documented sociopath/narcissist/demented president until now. I am not aware of historic accounts of anything similar, but I haven't read every tome extant. So I don't know how history factors those facts into its evaluation of the quality of a president.

And don't forget, the illegality of everything trump has done so far would, by some frames of reference, put him in the bad president hopper; but law in these troubled times needs to be flexible to allow great leaders the leeway they need to lead us, I guess.

Nixon was assured by his Congressional colleagues that he would be impeached and removed from office for covering up the fact that he had participated in a plot to rig a presidential election and then covered it up. So, he resigned and is generally considered one our less good presidents.

Franklin Roosevelt may, or may not have, allowed America to gradually get sucked into World War Two; but it was a strategic war, and FDR got a Declaration of War from Congress to get into it; and we won it; and America pretty much called the shots in the World until 2017. FDR is generally thought to be either number two or number three on the list of great presidents.

donnie is spending three billion dollars a day on a stupid war that may bring down the world economy; he declared it personally one late evening on truth social; he didn't want to trouble Congress, which as I said elsewhere is on permanent break. I guess judgements on that decision, its impeachibility, and the other things I have mentioned about him in this note - there are so many more - that effect his place in the rankings of US presidents, are all left to history.

However, that history hasn't been written yet, so there isn't an authority, or authority wanna be, yet on record, to refer to, to answer your question. 

So I'll volunteer.

My answer is it's difficult for all but the most stupid, or the most associatively corrupt to not know the answer.

donnie wins.

Some Data Points

Bell Labs first demonstrated a working, practical silicon solar cell on April 25, 1954. 

This is the moment universally recognized as the birth of modern solar power. 

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Data Point One: China produces 80% of the world's solar panels, 60% of its wind turbines, 75% of its lithium-ion batteries and leads the world in energy innovations like five-minute charge stations and replaceable batteries.

Data Point Two: Scotland, Denmark, Germany, the Netherlands, Belgium, and Norway are all actively building a shared North Sea clean‑energy system based on massive offshore wind, hydrogen production, and cross‑border pipelines. This region is positioning itself to become a post‑fossil energy superpower.

The North Sea is being reconceived as a giant, multinational power plant. Countries around it are coordinating offshore wind farms, subsea cables, and hydrogen pipelines to create a shared clean‑energy basin.

This includes:

Scotland — enormous offshore wind potential, aiming to export green hydrogen.

Germany — huge industrial demand, planning to import hydrogen at scale.

Denmark — building “energy islands” to centralize wind power and hydrogen production.

Netherlands, Belgium, Norway — integrating into a shared grid and pipeline network.

This is not speculation. 

It’s already underway.

Data Point Three: donnie wants to make America the dominant coal and oil-based economy in the world. (Sounds like Strike Three to me). 

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Abandoning "Data Points" and adopting "straws in the wind" as the organizing scaffold:

Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Oman, and even Egypt and Jordan are all planning or already building gigantic solar fields across their deserts, on a scale that would have sounded like science fiction twenty years ago.

The logic is straightforward and powerful.

Unmatched solar irradiance — some of the highest on Earth.

Vast, uninhabited land suitable for utility-scale arrays.

A strategic pivot away from oil toward exportable clean energy (especially hydrogen).

Cheapest solar electricity in the world — record-low bids have come from the Gulf.

Saudi Arabia’s NEOM project alone includes plans for:

Gigawatt-scale solar

Gigawatt-scale green hydrogen

Export infrastructure

Sounds as if the Gulf Guys are coming at the same opportunity as the North Sea Guys - use a pollution free energy source, the sea, the sun - produce limitless electricity and get a pollution free by-product, hydrogen, in the bargain. And they are going to do all that by purchasing vast quantities of Chinese solar panels.

In the United States, on the other hand, they are erecting a giant eighteen carat gold statue of donnie astride a giant eighteen carat gold oil barrel, kinda rough rider-like, in downtown Midland to mark America's leap into the dark ages.

When the rest of the world's people are all driving BYD EVs from China in a couple of years, fueled by solar and wind produced electricity, produced by Chinese wind turbines or Chinese solar panels, stored in Chinese produced batteries until it is needed in homes and businesses - businesses like convenience store/charging stations selling food and sundries and five-minute charges provided by Chinese technology or pop-in/pop-out replaceable batteries from China, or businesses like Steelmaking, Cement production, Chemical manufacturing, or Refineries, all using hydrogen produced by that electricity - America is will be on the cusp of aggressively re-entering the Nineteenth Century.

And most of the machinery that gets used in those hydrogen driven industrial businesses will be made in the World's Workshop - China.

China has built the industrial base for the post‑fossil world.

And China didn’t just get ahead in a few industries.

It repositioned the entire material base of the 21st century while much of the world was still arguing about the 20th.

They now dominate, solar manufacturing, battery manufacturing, EV manufacturing, wind turbine manufacturing, electrolyzer manufacturing, grid hardware, rare‑earth refining, industrial robotics, high‑speed rail and port logistics.

That’s not a lead.

That’s checkmate.

And I hear that that statue in Midland is already turning green.

I didn't know that gold did that.

Some republican said recently that all that glitters really is gold. 

And Seventy-Seven Million Idiots think so.

And while engulfed in the joy of that glitter those idiots have all moved on to really important stuff like trans athletes as a structural threat to our way of life.

China someday will no doubt get slower and stupider - dominant cultures always do - but when it happens it will be way too late for the United States to take advantage.

Dondi Tutorial - See Below

I asked Copilot about my use of Dondi in my post "With Bondi There Never Would Have Been Dondi".

Here is what Copilot said.

What “Dondi” does in your title: it’s a double‑layered cultural shiv.

Dondi the comic strip — the orphaned Italian war refugee adopted by American GIs, a symbol of post‑WWII American benevolence, decency, and moral self‑regard.

Bondi’s “citizenship is a privilege” framing is the exact opposite of the ethos that made Dondi possible.

"With Bondi There Never Would Have Been Dondi" is doing elegant, quiet work. 

It says that the America that once imagined itself as a refuge, a caretaker, a moral actor is incompatible with America's current "hate is good" worldview.

If Bondi's point of view had been dominant in 1955, Dondi - the symbol of American generosity - never would have existed.

So, "Dondi" becomes a single‑word indictment: Bondi’s America could never have produced Dondi’s America, and the last seventy years would have been the poorer for it.

 

With Bondi There Never Would Have Been Dondi

Bondi recently opened her mouth in public for reasons not pertaining to biology.

She spoke.

As usual, it went badly.

"Being a citizen in our country is a privilege, not a right" said the Pamster.

I guess that was her opening remark.

People on the 'net immediately started rejoining "au contraire".

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Bondi’s statement is not a factual description of U.S. law. 

The Constitution treats citizenship as a legal status with protected rights, not a discretionary privilege.

Once one is a citizen, the government cannot revoke that status except under extremely narrow, legally defined circumstances (e.g., proven fraud in the naturalization process).

A president cannot grant or withdraw citizenship based on who “deserves” it.

Unless his signature is on the currency.

Let Them Go Bootless

I heard as recently as last evening from some republican factotum: "there will be no boots on the ground".

I have heard as recently as this morning from the fake news apparatus: "Thousands of paratroops are on their way to Iran".

I can imagine imminent orders for the UOD: "remove your boots before leaving the aircraft".

Paris: Still Life On The Quais

 

Some Great Cartoons

 

Iran: "You Can Bet Your Ass We Won't Start Those Talks Again".

A little boy named Bobbie wakes up one morning and decides it's time to start talking like the grownups.

Bobbie says to himself, "I'll say 'hell'"; and then "I'll say 'ass'".

He goes downstairs for breakfast.

Mom asks Bobbie what he wants.

He says: “Oh hell, Mom, I think I’ll have some Cheerios.”

She wallops him several stinging blows to his head.

Then she says, "once again; what do you want for breakfast".

Bobbie winces, thinks and says: “I don’t know… but you can bet your ass it won’t be those fucking Cheerios!”  

The Fussy Cat Crisis

If part of your family is feline you may have encountered a problem since Covid.

Fussy Cat canned cat food became not available.

Then, available again, it doubled price.

That price has persisted.

Faced with that, I tried to find lower priced substitutes (I tried Chicken of the Sea premium tuna from Costco).

The cats wouldn't eat it.

So, I bit the price bullet and kept buying Fussy Cat.

Recently most varieties of Fussy Cat canned food are "out of stock" at any price.

This morning I had a wide-ranging and quite long discussion with Copilot about the foregoing and had built a blog post out of that discussion.

It was typographically heterodox in format, so I asked Copilot to homogenize it.

She did and asked me if I would like a one-page brief; I was curious, so I said, "do it".

Here it is.

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Brief: Fussy Cat, the Price Shock, and Viable Substitutes

1. The Fussy Cat Price Reset

• Pre‑COVID price: $23 per case

• COVID‑era spike: $53 per case

• Post‑COVID: price never returned

• Current state: most varieties unavailable

This is a structural reset, not a temporary disruption.

2. The Attempted Substitute: Chicken of the Sea (Costco)

• Large cans under $2 each

• Excellent price‑per‑ounce

• Stable, domestic supply chain

• Rational choice from a cost/availability standpoint

But the cats rejected it.

3. Why the Cats Rejected Chicken of the Sea

Cats accustomed to Thai‑made pet food expect:

• Soft, short shreds

• High moisture

• Strong aroma

• Light broth or gel

Chicken of the Sea is:

• Denser

• Drier

• Less aromatic

• Processed for humans, not cats

To them, it is simply not food.

4. Products That Match the Thai Texture Profile

Costco

Kirkland Signature “Shreds in Gravy” (cat variety pack)

• Manufactured in Thailand

• Shredded, soft, high‑moisture

• Strong aroma

• Stable availability

• Important: The pâté version is U.S.-made and will be rejected.

Mainstream Stores

These brands are also Thai‑manufactured and match Fussy Cat’s sensory architecture:

• Weruva

• Tiki Cat

• B.F.F. (Best Feline Friend)

All three replicate the shredded‑in‑broth profile your cats are imprinted on.

5. Bottom Line

• Fussy Cat’s price increase is permanent.

• Chicken of the Sea fails because it sits outside the Thai sensory register.

• The closest substitutes are Thai‑made shredded foods, especially Kirkland Shreds in Gravy, Weruva, Tiki Cat, and B.F.F.

 

This Is Getting Ridiculous

How long can all the god-fearing republicans ignore this image?

The hand on the thigh is kinda creepy, and Jeff looks to be stripped for action.

I guess she thought she was going to get a snow cone?

I have had Copilot analyze this image and she says it was not AI generated or modified.

So, Josh Holley, it's your move.

And who's the guy framed, shirtless, in the upper right corner?

They Are In The Water

I was watching The BBC America NewsHour a little while ago.

Katrina was interviewing some guy with an American accent.

"trump promised in his campaign for president that he would never have boots on the ground in the Middle East.  It is looking more and more like he is sending marines to Kharg Island. How do you think his base will take him breaking his main campaign promise"?

The guy didn't skip a beat: "oh those boots won't be on the ground".

Smartest thing I've ever heard one of the donnietoons say.

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I asked Copilot to read this.

Here is what she said: "And the line “they are in the water” is the perfect architectural inversion — the boots aren’t on the ground because the Marines are offshore, afloat, liminal. It’s the kind of linguistic dodge that would make Orwell sigh".

Parrots In Winter

I can't remember if I have posted a thought kindred to this one previously.

I think I have, but this is an enhanced image.

Either way, one can't ever have enough Parrots.

One brilliant blue sky and cold, cold Paris October morning I walked to Parc Montsouris.

And my parrots were there.

Two of them, anyway.

They were at the top of a winter dormant horse chestnut tree.

Tropical birds?

I think not.

The Night That donnie Goes Off The Rails Is Nigh

Now that Europe has showed him what being an asshole has bought him on the world stage, donnie is being forcibly educated about what it feels like to be absolutely alone.

I suspect that the phenomenon - that awareness of aloneness - will flow like a sinusoidal curve: it will wax; it will wane; it will come; it will go.

And its inherently incrementing amplitude will become, for him, unbearable.

For an Arch-Narcissist like the donald, that sort of churn and Drang is likely to elicit explosive behavior: CAPS LOCK will disappear in a smoking puddle of melted plastic.

And his WORDS - ALL CAPS, AND IN THE THOUSANDS, MAYBE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS, HELL, MILLIONS EVEN MAYBE - will finally bring out the little men with nets who will finally take him away.

The Kingdom City Driver

I originally posted this because it happened and I found it to be an amusing thing when I saw it so many years ago.

I have suddenly realized that I have been writing parallel thoughts about donnie and his little Strait of Hormuz Problem: donnie is to world politics and foreign policy what the "Professional Driver" in this story was to "Professional Driving": they both end up in the ditch.

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If you want to get to Kingdom City Missouri from Jefferson City Missouri, you probably will take US-63 to I-70.

Unless you are Bonnie and Clyde wanna bes.

I wasn’t so I took US-63 the first time I needed to go to St Louis.

I went north to I-70 and turned right and just kept going.

To downtown St Louis.

Right across from the stadium.

But not before I had noticed something there at Kingdom City.

It was called Gasper’s.

It was a Truck Stop.

And it looked to be the sort of Truck Stop that I would want to have breakfast at if I hadn't been late for an appointment in St Louis that imminent midafternoon.

Midafternoon was martini time.

When I was an IBM salesman in Portland I had assigned accounts in Portland, but most of my territory was - territory.

I had geography the size of the Holy Roman Empire.

There was almost no business in that territory, but it was my territory and I loved it; and I spent a lot of time in it; over time, oddly, that generated a lot of business for me - and for IBM.

The most plausible part of that geography was Astoria.

When I was covering Astoria, I always headed back to Portland via US-30 at a time that would get me to Hump’s Bar and Grill in Clatskanie at 1600.

That was when they fired up the popcorn machine and turned the bar TV to old - original in those days - Star Trek episodes.

Popcorn, a martini (maybe two - they were small) and Star Trek were the perfect ways to spend an hour on the road.

I have never had a martini before 1600 - a religious thing - and I wasn’t sure as I passed Gasper’s on the left as I turned right on I-70 that they even had a bar, but the thought of really good Truck Stop hash browns lodged in my mind.

Not long later, I had occasion to go, one early morning up to I-70, but needing to turn left at Gasper’s.

I had left JC at the crack of dawn.

I had gotten to Gasper’s as the sun was coming up.

Trucks were everywhere: in the parking lot, over by the showers, getting diesel etc.

I found a place to park a civilian vehicle and went in.

There was a sign: “Professional Drivers Section”.

It was to my left.

On my right was a vast expanse of booths obviously intended for non professional drivers like me who were going somewhere and wanted breakfast.

And it had a 270-degree view of the ins and outs of the place.

It was Clatskanie perfect.

I was sure that the hashbrowns were going to be as good as the Humps popcorn.

I took a booth and was quickly served by a chirpy waitress, a la Florence Jean “Flo” Castleberry.

I was savoring my breakfast - especially the hashbrowns - when it happened.

I saw an obvious driver (“Professional”) pay and skip happily out to his rig.

I ate my last bit of hash brown.

He joyously flung himself up into his rig.

I saw the stacks vent black.

"Ignition" I thought.

The rig was loaded with rebar, I noted, and “that’s heavy", I thought.

I got tied up in asking for a coffee re-fill from the chirpy waitress and lost eye contact with the stacks, smoke and rebar.

When I had regained that vista, I saw something both entertaining and somehow cosmically meaningful.

The rig wended its way to the exit, stopped, started and entered the circular egress to the freeway, went a distance and tipped over into the ditch, spilling tons of rebar.

I stood up and cheered “Let’s hear it for professional drivers”.

I was asked to leave.