02 April 2026

Deranged, Demented And Diminished

To be sung to the tune of Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered.

donnie dazzled the world by speaking for twenty minutes without complaining about the 2020 election.

I couldn't tell if he farted much.

Quite a few words went through the rrrrrllll tongue deformation, but he's old; give the silly old fuck a break.

As best as I could tell the World in general - that includes us, the United States of America - came away thinking "god, I wish somebody else had the nuclear codes".

And then he fired Pam Bondi.