When I was a little kid I used to collect bugs and worms and snakes and stuff.
One of the best places to find those sorts of things was under objects that had been sitting on the ground for a long time.
Snakes liked old boards.
Bugs liked rocks.
Worms liked anything that allowed some moisture to collect and remain for expended periods of time.
There was one kind of bug – guess what we called it – that lived in piles of decayed cow manure.
The creatures living under or in the various habitations all exhibited a common characteristic when their home was turned over or had the top kicked off.
They all crept or ran or slithered in all directions as quickly as their individual natures would allow.
I see an analogy of the creatures and the rocks and the hacking of the Ashley Madison site.
The running, creeping, slithering and helter skelter abandoning of the home location is going to be the entertainment event of this century so far.
And the names of the slitherers will probably be equally notable.