08 November 2024

A Modester Proposal

As donnie the dildo and his imminent era of hate loom large in our picture windows of what is coming at us, already voices of dissent are arising - even in his larval-state regime.

The cacophony is ear shattering.

But one phrase keeps rising above the rage: a raving and cheering crowd roar.

"12 million need to be killed, killed, not deported".

As that agenda item settles in on the recently retreaded land of the free, I hear, and I think, and, as a thinker, I empathize.

Indeed, rounding up and transporting to somewhere yet to be determined, 12 million human beings is going to be a challenging and, worse yet, expensive cargo to deport.

So, I have an idea for Steven Miller and the boys.

Since 2019 the price of cat food has doubled.

Why not just move 12 million people from their currently productive contributions to the American economy and into the cat food slaughter pens and turn them into cat food?

Maybe Fussy Cat can go back to $23 a case?

Makes donnie look really good.

And J. D. can win back the cat ladies for 2028, if donnie doesn't run (I'm sure that bothersome 22nd amendment doesn't apply to donnie) so Ol' J.D.'s prospects are not really good.

For 28.

But donnie is pretty old, so who knows?

And it opens a whole new approach to immigration policy: just keep 'em coming, into the pens.

How trumpian.


06 November 2024

Twenty Four Hours Later

 Last night the PBS Newshour was acting way too much like the CNBC that I was watching eight years previously, when CNBC was my only conduit to what was happening in the 2016 American presidential election; I was in Paris; I had voted for Hillary, and I was expecting that she was going to win.

I had just come back from a walk down the Seine.

On that walk I had taken - yet another - picture of the bronze of Thomas Jefferson that Paris has put there on the quais.

I was confident that a New York mafia wanna be and obvious common criminal was not going to be added to the list upon which the person that bronze represents was the third.

And I was wrong.

As I watched, CNBC's master of the numbers kept proffering scenarios of how the changing vote picture was going to produce a second - this time female - Clinton presidency.

I could tell that Clinton was losing.

So I went to bed.

When I woke up, I found out to my chagrin, that I was right.

the donnie the dildo era had commenced.

The ambience of PBS last night, about 20:00 was pretty much of that CNBC experience.

In 2016.

So I went to bed and watched the movie Dave on my iPhone.

Great movie.

And when I woke up this morning, sure enough, donnie is back.

But this time it's different.

He won the popular vote.

So a majority of American voters who voted want him to do what he has said he is going to do and expect to benefit from the almost immediate improvements to things that he has promised to deliver.

And he has the Senate.

And he has the Court.

And he is - not sure as I write this - going to have the House.

So he can do whatever he wants.

And that is a better thing than it sounds on the surface: he is clearly committed to defined results.

Hypothetically, we can measure what his regime does and accomplishes and decide whether we want to keep him or kill him and hang him up in the town square and gut him like the cow that he is, just like the Italians did to Mussolini.

When or if the results aren't forthcoming.

So how do we measure the results?

Hard to say.

Because donnie has promised so much.

But I have been around long enough that I have seen inflation (and during my 82 years the president has never had any control over it) wax and wane.

Back in the early 70s I adopted the sirloin beef inflation indicator.

Sirloin steak.

Price per pound.

So, here is the deal.

A year from now we all get back together and see what a New York cut steak costs per pound versus today.

At Costco today New York strip steaks cost $15.99 a pound - so says Copilot.

Normal fluctuation in commodity prices is 10% to 20%,

So, if a year from now, using the upper end of inflation, expected and/or normal, a New York cut costs $19.18 a pound, donnie loses.        

 If it costs $12.79 a pound he wins.

In either case we all lose.

Because we've got donnie.

And $12.79 for the meat on your plate is a stupid price.


05 November 2024

La Baguette

 I asked Copilot to write me a blog post about the history of the baguette.

Here it is.

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The History of the French Government's Involvement in the Nature and Price of the Standard French Baguette

Post-Revolutionary Equality

After the French Revolution, the newly formed government introduced the concept of the "bread of equality." This law mandated that bakers could only produce one type of bread, eliminating distinctions between bread for the rich and the poor. This led to the creation of a bread that was affordable and accessible to everyone.

Standardization in the 1920s

In the 1920s, the French government passed a law prohibiting bakers from working between 10 pm and 4 am. This restriction meant bakers had less time to produce traditional round loaves, leading them to create longer thinner breads that could be baked more quickly. This is one of the factors that contributed to the modern baguette's shape.

Cultural Symbol

The baguette became a symbol of French culinary tradition and identity, especially after World War II. It represented France's recovery and prosperity, and the government played a role in promoting it as a staple of French cuisine.

UNESCO Recognition

In 2022, the craftsmanship of the baguette was named to the UNESCO Representative List of the Intangible Cultural Heritage of Humanity, highlighting its cultural significance and the importance of preserving traditional baguette-making techniques.

Price Control and Government Support

The French government used to regulate the price of bread, including baguettes, but this changed in 1987. Since then, bakeries have been free to set their own prices. However, there have been discussions and measures to support bakers, especially in light of rising costs for ingredients and electricity.

In recent years, concerns about rising wheat prices and electricity costs have led some bakers to consider raising their prices. The government has stepped in with measures like the "electricity damper" to help bakers manage their bills.


03 November 2024

Spiders Etc.

 Me: Do spiders have three body segments like insects?

Copilot: No, spiders do not have three body segments like insects. Instead, spiders have two main body segments:

Cephalothorax: This is a fused head and thorax, where the legs, eyes, mouthparts, and other appendages are attached.

Abdomen: This is the rear part of the spider’s body, containing the digestive organs, reproductive organs, and spinnerets for web production.

In contrast, insects have three distinct body segments: the head, thorax, and abdomen. 

This difference is one of the key ways to distinguish between spiders and insects.

Me: I live in Seattle and have house spiders living with me.  

The body size is a little less than a centimeter and the legs are maybe 5 or 6 centimeters in length.  

What kind do you think it is?

Copilot: Based on your description, it sounds like you might have giant house spiders (Eratigena atrica) in your home. These spiders are quite common in Seattle and the Pacific Northwest. They typically have a body length of about 1 centimeter and leg spans that can reach up to 5 or 6 centimeters.

Giant house spiders are known for their speed and size, but they are generally harmless to humans. They actually help control other household pests like flies and beetles. 

If you’re comfortable with them, they can be beneficial roommates!

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I have written a brief beginning to the first chapter to another novel I am considering writing.

For the first time anywhere, here it is.

It's a sequel to The Cream Soup Spoon.

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Peter thought to himself "I guess I'm going to need to clean house pretty soon.

"I hate to waste a moment of my few remaining moments on that soul killing sort of activity, but I guess I am going to have to do it,

"After all, the spider webs are beginning to occlude the light from the ceiling fixtures, and those fixtures are high bright LCDs".

A high pitched, metallic-sounding "voice" rejoined.

"Yes, I think it's time. But leave our food traps, please".

That voice was the voice of Sophia, one of the many spiders that had moved in with Peter over the years.

Alfie, an apparently big orange cat, but actually a fluidly mobile entity, spoke.

"Peter, we need you to start writing again.

"You said another was imminent, and it is getting REALLY IMMINENT.

"And it can't happen if you don't write it".

"Bullshit!!!"

The metallic sound of the word "bullshit" made Peter start to laugh; Sophia, if anything, was a proper lady; "bullshit" would not have been thought to be a part of her mental processes, let alone her ready-to-use vocabulary.

But she used it. 

Peter started laughing, stopped, started again, and then could not stop.

Choking ensued.

Things calmed down and Alfie, Peter and Sophia stared at one another.

Peter had told Sophia of his adventures with Bert, Cinq, Rose, Genji, Lancelot and Alfie when Alfie had appeared one day at the residence that Peter, Sophia, and the rest of the spiders share; Alfie was sneezing amongst the spider webs, but otherwise seemed to know his way around.

"This looks just like Bert told me it looked" he said.

Sophia immediately identified Alfie as kindred, although he had half as many legs as she.

After all, Peter only had two.

Legs.

And she had accepted him.

So, staring at each other after the "bullshit", they had every component of an ability to sort things out.


What A Moron

donnie the dildo is running around Pennsylvania today saying "they spent all that money on voting machines; but we have to wait twelve days for the vote count; give me a break".

Accompanied with a moronic donnie curled lip, mussolini style.

And the MAGA MORONS roared in hysterical approval.

Of course, you morons, the voting machines can have a count at poll close.

Kinda like the till of the electronic register at day's end at your local pub.

If you let them do that.

Use them the way they were designed to work.

With a lot od cross-footing and balance checking and an end-count tally, with a final cross-check.

Like you morons won't let your voting machines do.

Because of your trumped-up bullshit voting machine myths.

If all the pub crawlers in all the neighborhoods of western civilization harbored the same sort of trumped-up bullshit myths about the way their favorite bar's cash register worked, and how those trumped-up bullshit myths were against Jesus, and all of them chose a dear leader to represent them in amelioration of the imagined effects of those bullshit, trumped-up, anti-Jesus myths, all those pubs would go out of business for lack of cash flow.

26 October 2024

How It Once Was

 I have always pretty much been an FDR Democrat.

I was born in 1942, so that says that there was some lead/lag time involved; but I voted enthusiastically for Lyndon Johnson in 1964, which was the first time I was eligible to vote (I find it unbelievable that young people don't think that voting is more important than Tik Tok; but they don't, so I am told).  

I once saw Dion, in the middle of a musician strike, be a scab, come on stage, and sing Abraham, Martin and John, accompanied only by him on his guitar, no orchestra, they were on strike, but Dion had a message that he wanted to purvey, and that song says most of what voting, and giving a shit about yourself, your country and humanity might be all bout.

If it's about anything.

Which most people would like you to believe, anymore, it isn't.

And that, I guess, is because in the last fifty years all elections have boiled down to choosing between the lesser of two evils.

So the focus groups say.

With vigor and emphasis.

That's so easy to say.  

That must be why they all say it.

The focus groups.

But I think something way more sinister is afoot.

"Lesser of two evils" sounds erudite; so you can be stupid, and hide it; just say you are choosing the lesser of two evils and that's better than being a dumb fuck; or morally and intellectually vapid; in fact "lesser of two evils" sounds kinda like John Milton, non?

So, you not only must be erudite, but you are, also, harking back to your Puritan Heritage.

And what could be more white?

And erudite?

Poetry accidental but accepted.

In the waning days of 1966, I was in Portland waiting to get on a plane that would lead to a plane that would, ultimately, disgorge me off some plane, along with many more like me, onto the soil of Vietnam.

In my final days in Portland the race for the US Senate had heated up: Mark Hatfield, incumbent Republican governor was running for the Senate in a contest with Robert Duncan, Democrat opponent. 

Duncan was not thought to be going to win.

Hatfield was a very popular two term governor running for the Senate; all he had to do was put in campaign time until election day

That changed one day when Hatfield said he was against the Vietnam War.

No Republican said that; they all wanted to stop that domino.

But Hatfield saw the real situation, and he said he wouldn't support it.

And that was not a popular viewpoint.

But he followed his conscience and won the election anyway.

And that is why I still harbor delusions of a Republican Party that once stood for something.

Other than delusions, hate, unreason and christianity of a non-jesus, mega meeting, mega corporate, mega contribute, mega bullshit sort.

Of christianity.


19 October 2024

Big Bang Question

For the last several years my reading activity has been a weird mix of books about artificial intelligence, quantum physics, one book that could be called theological (The God Problem) and the normal stuff one reads.

Recently that "normal" stuff has been a dive into the 20 Aubrey/Maturin books.

I'm currently at book four.

A question has distilled out of all of that.

I have asked the only astro physicist that I know, but I think he thought that I was kidding - or plug stupid.

So I finally decided to ask Bing/Copilot.

Here is that exchange.

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You

I have a question about the big bang:  I understand that "everything" pre-existed the bang as a "singularity".  That "singularity" although nonexistent in space and time was "potential". For some reason that I don't need to understand that potential became "everything", and "everything" began a limitless journey of expansion.  That gave birth to "time" which accounted for the fact that the new "everything" was moving, and the description of where everything had been, was "now" and,soon,  "would be" is called "time".  My question is did that phenomenon occur in a spherical manner, and if so, where in that spherical phenomenon are "we" ("we" being the portion of "everything" that came into existence at the four billion year mark)?

Copilot

The Big Bang theory describes the universe’s expansion from an extremely hot and dense state. While it’s common to visualize this expansion as a spherical explosion, it’s more accurate to think of it as the expansion of space itself, rather than an explosion into space. The universe doesn’t expand into pre-existing space; instead, space itself is expanding.

The expansion is often described as isotropic, meaning it looks the same in all directions. This isotropy suggests that there is no central point of expansion; every point in the universe is moving away from every other point. This can be visualized with the analogy of the surface of a balloon being inflated: as the balloon expands, every point on the surface moves away from every other point, but there is no center on the surface itself.

Regarding your question about our position in this expanding universe, we are not at a specific “edge” or “center” of a spherical expansion. Instead, we are part of this isotropic expansion. The observable universe is about 13.8 billion years old, and our solar system formed about 4.6 billion years ago. We are located in one of the many galaxies that formed as the universe expanded and cooled.

In summary, the Big Bang’s expansion is not spherical in the traditional sense but rather an expansion of space itself, with no central point. We are simply one part of this vast, expanding universe.

16 October 2024

IBM According To Bing/Copilot


What businesses does IBM pursue?

IBM operates in several key business areas:

Software: This is IBM’s largest segment, focusing on hybrid cloud and AI solutions. It includes products for data and AI, automation, cybersecurity, and transaction processing, with Red Hat being a significant part of this segment.

Consulting: IBM provides consulting services to help businesses transform and implement digital technologies, particularly hybrid cloud architectures. This includes data and technology consulting, cloud modernization, application operations, and business transformation.

Infrastructure: This segment offers hybrid cloud infrastructure solutions, including high-performance servers, storage solutions, and cloud infrastructure-as-a-service (IaaS). IBM’s infrastructure services support enterprise AI workloads and hybrid multi-cloud environments.

Financing: IBM facilitates the acquisition of hardware, software, and services through financing solutions, helping clients manage their technology investments more effectively.

IBM’s focus on hybrid cloud and AI, particularly through platforms like Red Hat OpenShift and Watsonx, positions it as a leader in these transformative technologies.

Is IBM likely to be purchased and if so by whom?

Currently, there are no strong indications that IBM is likely to be purchased by another company. Instead, IBM has been actively acquiring other companies to strengthen its capabilities in hybrid cloud, AI, and other strategic areas. For example, IBM recently announced its acquisition of HashiCorp, a leading multi-cloud infrastructure automation company, for $6.4 billion. This acquisition aims to enhance IBM’s hybrid cloud platform and support its AI-driven application growth.

Given IBM’s focus on expanding its own portfolio through acquisitions, it seems more likely that IBM will continue to grow and innovate independently rather than being acquired by another company.

Does the company design and/or manufacture any hardware?

Yes, IBM designs and manufactures a variety of hardware products. Here are some key areas:

Servers: IBM produces high-performance servers, including the IBM Z mainframes and IBM Power Systems, which are designed for enterprise workloads and hybrid cloud environments.

Storage Solutions: IBM offers a range of storage products, such as IBM FlashSystem, which provides high-speed data storage solutions for businesses.

Quantum Computing: IBM is a leader in quantum computing hardware with its IBM Quantum systems, which are used for research and development in various scientific and industrial fields.

Networking Hardware: IBM also provides networking hardware solutions to support data centers and enterprise networks.

Are the Z mainframes descendants of the IBM 360/370 computers?

Yes, IBM Z mainframes are indeed descendants of the IBM System/360 and System/370 computers. The IBM Z family maintains full backward compatibility with these earlier systems1. This means that many applications written for the System/360 and System/370 can still run unmodified on the latest IBM Z mainframes.

The IBM System/360, introduced in 1964, was revolutionary for its time, offering a range of compatible computers that could run the same software. The System/370, introduced in 1970, built on this foundation with improved performance and features. Over the decades, IBM has continued to evolve its mainframe architecture, leading to the current IBM Z series.

13 October 2024

Magellan And Parsley

 Here on the Island there have pretty much always been rabbits.

A long time ago somebody brought in European hares and that variety must have liked it here because when we got here twelve years ago there were lots of them.

By then some later arriving domestic rabbits had escaped so the population had become more of a mélange.

In our time here the overall population grew at a noticeable rate - not an explosion, but a steady increase.

Then a few years back, we heard that on the next island over a hemorrhagic virus was wasting that island's rabbits.

It took a couple years, but the virus found its way to our population and frighteningly soon all our rabbit friends disappeared.

So, when after a couple of years of no rabbits a tiny pair of them appeared in early mornings in the gravel and moss adjacent to a large stand of ground hugging juniper in front of our house, we were overjoyed.

The rabbits were back.

These tiny guys were identical except one was black and one was brindle.

I could watch them for hours as they ran around, stopped to eat whatever it was that was edible where they stopped and had endless faux fights and baby rabbit boxing matches.

That was early last year.

In the interim they have both grown into adults with the black one being more rangy - like a jack rabbit - and the brindle one looking like a typical hare.

In spite of the differences, they must be siblings.

And they both still like to hang out together most of the time.

One of our neighbors named the black one Magellan because he is always travelling somewhere.

We have named the brindle one Parsley because he really likes parsley.

We don't really know if they are he or she.

Yesterday we found both of them dead and partially eaten immediately adjacent to their juniper covered home.

We will be forever sad.

 

 

03 October 2024

Voting In North Carolina

One of my family members lives in North Carolina.
 
She recently told me in extensive detail what the republican legislature has done to deeply impede voting.
 
It sums up to "it's very difficult for most people - anyone but old white republicans - to register, and if any non-white, non-republican manages to register, voting will be close to impossible ".

(There is also a whole big farce ID card story that would be interesting to tell, but I haven't the time.)

Also, I think I heard that anyone voting not on election day and not in a voting booth looked over by republican white christian poll watchers needs to vote in the presence of a republican approved notary public.

Sounds kinda like the abortion watch brigade, doesn't it?

Probably is.

And I am sorry that it is in North Carolina, a state that I had thought to be, like Georgia, rational.
 
That condition, accompanied by the fact that (probably) Blue Asheville won't be able to vote, since it no longer exists, makes any Kamala North Carolina Miracle little more than drunken discourse from the end of the bar.

I am deeply regretful.

For North Carolina.

And for Kamala Harris.

02 October 2024

A Short Civics Lesson

In the recent vice president's candidate debate, if I had been Tim Walz, after three or four of Vance's assertions that everything wrong in the world is the result of "Kamala Harris's failed policies" I would have said, at the outset of the next time I got the mike, "I'll answer the question on the table if I am able after taking the time necessary to give the Senator a brief civics lesson. The Vice President has no power to do anything except stay healthy and wait for the President to die, in which case the Vice President assumes the presidency and, with it, all the executive powers that the Vice President lacks, chief among them, setting policy."

J. D. Is either plug stupid or he's lying.

Since he went to Yale, he may not be stupid.

29 September 2024

Stelvin Caps


Recently Bing/Copilot and I had an interesting chat.

Noel: Several years ago I heard that French wine scientists had developed a screw on cap for wine bottles that had some or all of the characteristics of cork.  Do you know anything about this?

Copilot: Yes, you’re right! The development of screw caps for wine bottles has indeed been a significant innovation in the wine industry. The screw cap, often referred to as the Stelvin cap, was actually invented by a French company called Le Bouchage Mécanique in the 1950s.

These screw caps are designed to offer many of the benefits of traditional corks while eliminating some of their drawbacks. For instance, they prevent cork taint, a common issue with natural corks caused by the compound TCA (trichloroanisole). Additionally, screw caps provide a consistent seal and are easier to open and reseal.

One of the key features of these modern screw caps is their ability to control the amount of oxygen that enters the bottle, similar to natural corks. This is crucial for the aging process of wine, as a controlled amount of oxygen can help develop the wine’s flavors over time.

It’s fascinating how technology and tradition can come together to improve the wine experience! 

Noel: Do vineyards who use caps use the Stelvin caps?

Copilot: Yes, many vineyards that use screw caps opt for the Stelvin cap. The Stelvin cap is one of the most popular types of screw caps used in the wine industry. It was developed in the late 1960s and early 1970s and has become widely adopted due to its ability to prevent cork taint and oxidation.

Countries like Australia and New Zealand have embraced screw caps extensively, with over 90% of their wines using this closure. Even in the U.S., several major wineries, such as Kendall-Jackson and Bonny Doon Vineyards, have adopted Stelvin caps for some of their wines.

Noel: Why would a vineyard not use Stelvin caps?

Copilot: There are several reasons why a vineyard might choose not to use Stelvin caps (screw caps) for their wine bottles:

Tradition and Perception: Many consumers associate natural cork with higher quality and tradition. Some vineyards prefer to maintain this perception, especially for premium wines.

Aging Potential: While Stelvin caps provide a tight seal and prevent oxidation, there is ongoing debate about how well they allow wine to age compared to natural cork. Some winemakers believe that cork’s slight permeability is beneficial for the aging process.

Market Preferences: In certain markets, consumers may have a strong preference for cork over screw caps. This can influence a vineyard’s decision to stick with cork to meet consumer expectations.

Aesthetic and Experience: The ritual of opening a bottle with a corkscrew is part of the wine-drinking experience for many people. The sound and feel of pulling a cork can add to the enjoyment.

Environmental Concerns: Although screw caps are recyclable, natural cork is biodegradable and renewable. Some vineyards prioritize sustainability and choose cork for its environmental benefits.

Noel: Where does Costco fit in the list of wine sellers in the world?

Copilot: Costco is actually the largest wine retailer in the United States. Thanks to its membership-driven business model, Costco can offer wines at very competitive prices, often with a markup of no more than 15%1. This allows them to sell a wide range of wines from various regions, including California, Washington, France, Italy, and more.

Globally, Costco is also one of the top wine sellers, leveraging its bulk purchasing power to keep prices low and attract a large customer base. Their Kirkland Signature brand, which includes popular wines like DOCG Prosecco and Ti Point Sauvignon Blanc, is particularly well-regarded.


Stupid? Ignorant? Hapless?

 US Presidents don't cause or change inflation.

They have no power over inflation, either in its creation or its reduction.

They are like the rest of us; they go to the store and pay whatever the price is.

If there is a control mechanism on inflation, it is the Federal Reserve.

So why do American voters hold the President responsible for inflation and believe that trump had anything to do with the fact that it was under control when he was in, and will banish it again once re-elected?

Maybe they are just plug stupid?

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Joe Biden signed various bills early in his presidency during the still-raging pandemic into laws that were proposed and voted into existence by the House and the Senate; those laws put a lot of money into the economy; they may have contributed to an inflationary cycle already caused by pandemic driven shutting down and then trying to re-start the world's biggest economy.

They also saved millions of Americans from disaster.

So why do American voters hold the President responsible FOR inflation, not the President AND the Congress for, MAYBE, CONTRIBUTING to that inflation? 

Maybe they are just plug stupid?

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Inflation happens like the ticking of a clock.

If it stops or goes in reverse really bad things happen.

That's called deflation.

That's what happened in the Great depression.

A steady low rate of inflation is the lubrication for a healthy economy.

Occasionally inflation ramps up to higher than healthy levels for a variety of reasons, but never due to the connivance or incompetency of an American president, who has no power over inflation's waxing or inflation's waning.

The American public feel that higher than healthy inflation after businesses raise their prices which they do to protect their profit.

Sometimes businesses take advantage of the situation and raise their prices even more than inflation.

In any event that raising is a one-way road.

Prices never go down again.

Never have, never will.

Except during the Great Depression.

Only the rate of inflation ever goes down again, maybe, if the Federal Reserve, not the president, is successful in its inflation control manipulation of interest rates.

So why do the voters hold the President responsible for high prices and think he is lying when he says that inflation has come down massively, which it has, even though prices haven't come down at all, which they never will, unless we have a depression?

Maybe they are just plug stupid?

***

And why are the republicans blaming the Vice President, not the President?

Don't they know that the Vice President only gets to do anything meaningful in the event of being elevated to the Presidency?

Maybe they are just plug stupid?

More probably they are lying.

***

donnie says he has discovered the ultimate cornucopia of tax-free money: universal and very high tariffs.

He says he is going to stick it to China.

He's going to put huge tariffs on everything China sells to the United States and "with all that money, all that beautiful money, China pays us, we are going to cut American taxes to the bone; you're gonna get tired of having so much money left over each month" (quote is an approximation).

The problem is that it doesn't work that way.

American import companies pay the tariffs.

And they add that cost to the price they charge Walmart, Amazon and Costco.

And Walmart, Amazon and Costco add that cost to what they charge customers.

That's called inflation.

So why does donnie keep saying what he is saying about tariffs.

Maybe he's a liar?

Maybe he's just plug stupid?

Maybe both?

***

These are questions, the answers to which I struggle daily to find.

And I think I know the answer to those questions - at least for the republicans and the voters; donnie is an entirely different deal.

The republicans are not stupid, they are lying.

The voters are not stupid; they are throwing a tantrum.

It works for their kids so they assume it will work for them.

So always remember what George Washington said in 1788.

"There cannot, in my judgement, be the least danger that the President will by any practicable intrigue ever be able to continue himself one moment in office, much less perpetuate himself in it; but [in modern parlance substitute 'except' for 'but'] in the last stage of corrupted morals and political depravity; and even then there is as much danger that any other species of domination would prevail. Though, when a people have become incapable of governing themselves and fit for a master, it is of little consequence from what quarter he comes".







28 September 2024

Morning Again?

 As campaign ads go, this one is pretty good.  

A bit of an homage to Morning in America, but I think we're trying to take back that quadrant, and I think that it's about time. 

And I'm tired of white supremacists co-opting and defacing our flag.

Sam Elliott on Kamala



25 September 2024

Louis de Joy Again

 A major new installation of mail sorting hardware has been revealed by USPS.

Over the past year the Postal Service has installed in every Distribution Center PostCard Optimizer.

The device is a computer driven sorter designed to sense if an item is a specific sized postcard, sense the state, and put it in a bin designated for that state.

Each Center has had a major new warehouse added to store the bins for the various states and territories.

(Some say that the Service's current year precarious financial situation would actually be catastrophic if the "off the books black money" capital outlay that built those warehouses were known).

Since there are a lot of states and territories, there are a lot of bins - in some cases many, many for a state or territory, so the new warehouses are huge.

de Joy's vision is to maximize "certainty of delivery" and "optimum carrier efficiency" by isolating and holding year-sized batches of post cards for "optimum efficient delivery on the first business day of each new year".

Franz Kafka, Executive Director for Optimum Postal Service Efficiency - a trump appointee - was quoted recently: "in the South East of the country we are going to need additional warehouses soon; there are a hell of a lot of cards being sent to North Carolina".

24 September 2024

Lord Protector

 That title was last used by Oliver Cromwell.

I think there was a late 1950s porn rock group called donnie and the protectors.

It was a (then thought to be clever) allusion to condoms.

Anyway,

donnie the dildo recently stated at a rally in Pennsylvania that he aims to be the “protector” of women if he is re-elected.

He emphasized that women would be “happy, healthy, confident, and free” under his leadership and claimed they would no longer have to think about abortion.

Or anything.

"Don't you fuss your pretty little heads" he was heard to mutter as he nervously caressed his right ear.

This statement comes amidst ongoing debates and criticisms regarding his role in the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

And his rape trial. 

He segued to his concepts for a plan to plan for a replacement for ObamaCare.

His starting point is that somebody introduce a bill in Congress to change the name of The Affordable Care Act to ObamaCare.

"So the correct amount of national anger and hate can be marshalled to our task" he continued.

(Anybody who knows anything knows that I made that up - donnie couldn't marshal a thought of that complexity - or even a thought.)

Then he went back to talking about his best friend Hannibal.

Oh well.

Have I mentioned what George Washington wrote to Lafayette in 1788?





Let's Talk Policy: Part Six

 donnie the dildo is pretty light on policy.

Always has been, apparently always will be.

So it's quite odd that when Jordan Klepper intersects with MAGA MORONS and asks them what they like most about donnie, they always say "we love his policies".

So, recently, I did a little write-up titled "Let's Talk Policy: Part One".

Then I did a "Part Two".

Then I did a "Part Three".

Then I did a "Part Four".

Then I did a "Part Five:"

Here is "Part Six"

Finally, a tangible policy statement.

At a rally today, after announcing his "steal the jobs" policy, donnie got serious.

Trump ignores the First Amendment and says those who criticize the Supreme Court should be tossed in jail

The MAGA MORONS roared in hysterical approval.

Of course they did.

Let's Talk Policy: Part Five

 donnie the dildo is pretty light on policy.

Always has been, apparently always will be.

So it's quite odd that when Jordan Klepper intersects with MAGA MORONS and asks them what they like most about donnie, they always say "we love his policies".

So, recently, I did a little write-up titled "Let's Talk Policy: Part One".

Then I did a "Part Two".

Then I did a "Part Three".

Then I did a "Part Four".

Here is "Part Five:"

I just heard this in a sound bite for a trump rally in Georgia.

(donnie was affecting shucks, old fashioned, real nice guy voice).

"You know what were gonna do?

"I'll tell you what we're gonna do.

"We're gonna steal other countries' jobs.

"That's what we're gonna do.

"You've never heard that before.

"Never heard that.

"But we're gonna do it".

The MAGA MORONS roared in hysterical approval.

I was curious what jobs, so I kept listening.

But he went off talking about his buddy Hannible Lecter, eating liver, dead eagles and other birds and flushing toilets, so I never found out.

But I did a little research.

One of the major jobs in shithole countries (I assume donnie was targeting them due to his well know enmity) is scavenging at the dump; it's a family job passed down through generations.

Given the state of our nation according to donnie "that sounds like a good job to steal", I said to no one in particular.

Exciting New Crypto Opportunity

 In a letter to Lafayette in April of 1788 George Washington said: "There cannot, in my judgement, be the least danger that the President will by any practicable intrigue ever be able to continue himself one moment in office, much less perpetuate himself in it; but [in modern parlance substitute 'except' for 'but'] in the last stage of corrupted morals and political depravity; and even then there is as much danger that any other species of domination would prevail. Though, when a people have become incapable of governing themselves and fit for a master, it is of little consequence from what quarter he comes".

Read this, from Rachel Madow, As elections near, Trump pushes another merchandising opportunity, and then ponder the fact that donnie is likely to win in November.

Then re-read President Washington's statement.

And then tell me what you think.

23 September 2024

NATO And The United Nations - Briefly

 After winning a second term as president in 1916, Woodrow Wilson felt empowered to do what was right.

And what was good for America.

And good for the world.

After an electioneering slogan "He kept us out of war", President Wilson got us into war - World War One.

And he and we tipped the balance.

In favor of France and Britain, and against Imperial Germany.

Unfortunately the Treaty of Versailles was a botch; it set the stage for World War One, Act Two.

But in the brief interim between those two Acts Wilson burst on the world stage.

Chief among his many ideas for a better world was the formation of a League of Nations: to ensure political independence and territorial integrity of all states.

The "world" of that time - mainly Europe - was ready for that idea; a thousand years of blood and treasure pissed away climaxing in the debacle of 1914 had been enough.

The "world" (Europe) wanted that treadmill of waste and slaughter to end; they wanted peace; they wanted prosperity; they wanted to try something new; they were ready for a new idea such as Wilson's.

So the League of Nations was born.

But without the participation of the Nation of the Architect, without the United States, the League was doomed.

Wilson lacked the flexibility of ego and the political ability to get his own national legislature to sign on to the League.

So World War One Chapter Two ensued.

And another tens of millions of lives and hundreds of billions of Francs, Pounds, Dollars, Yen and Marks were pissed away.

Just then, a new leader had moved to the head of the line in world leadership.

Franklin Roosevelt decried a day of infamy, Congress declared war, and, almost four years later Chapter Two came to an end.

And Roosevelt was one of those Americans who saw the wisdom and utility of Wilson's League.

And he had the political clout and skill to get Congress to sign on this time.

Franklin didn't live to see it completely formed.

But he had chosen a Vice President with the intellect, world view and political skill to see its final birthing throes result in a world peace focused forum, headquartered in New York.

That was Harry Truman.

Harry picked up the baton from Franklin and ran with it.

And The United Nations was born.

The not written down anywhere tacit corollary of this organization's existence was that the United States was now accepted as a sort of final arbiter for most of the world, but especially for Europe, except for those parts of Europe that were occupied by Russia and, therefore, closed off from the rest of the world.

Given the nature and implications of the obvious threat of the fact that there were "parts of Europe that were occupied by Russia and, therefore, closed off from the rest of the world", Truman realized a robust military alliance was needed.

In 1949 NATO was founded with 12 original members: Belgium, Canada, Denmark, France, Iceland, Italy, Luxembourg, the Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, the United Kingdom, and the United States.

Its design point was to keep free and intact its members, those members being both vanquished and victor in World War One Chapter Two.

They had had that fight twice and they didn't want to do it a third time.

The biggest deal in a really big deal was and is article 5 of the founding treaty; it says that any member attacked, all members are attacked, and immediate action will be taken.

Seventy-five years later that attack has never come.

And the attacker implied by the treaty has ceased to exist.

And twenty more countries have joined NATO.

And many of them were previously "parts of Europe that were occupied by Russia and, therefore, closed off from the rest of the world".

An unstated understanding underpinning NATO and the entire post World War Two world has been that the United States, in final analysis, is in charge of what the non Soviet, including when push comes to shove, a lot of the so-called neutral segment, does; the additional unstated understanding being that the United States will shoulder a large portion of the finances of that project.

That seemed only fair.

In 1949 many of the founding members were in rubble and economically crippled.

In 1949 the United States was a powerhouse with an economy still in hyperdrive from having just provided the materiel for winning the war. 

So those members, and by political osmosis, most of the world agreed: "you pay the bills you call the shots".

Truman implemented Wilson's vision and Roosevelt's blueprint with brilliance; he got the thing up and running and, when broken field running was required improvised: in the run up to the signing of the NATO treaty he got Congress to pass the European Recovery Program which provided significant economic aid to help rebuild Western European economies after the devastation of World War II.

They named it after Truman's Secretary of State, George Marshall.

Truman knew that Congress likes Marshal and named the plan after him to assure Congress' passage of the plan.

Truman also knew that the best allies are prosperous allies.

And he wanted to jump start European prosperity.

The whole thing came together and today there is the European Union, a prosperous 27-member, 450 million citizen descendant to the rubble of 1945.

And the EU looks to NATO and the United States for its defense, and it accepts in general that when push comes to shove the US has senior partner management power, and it wants 75 years of peace and prosperity to continue unthreatened and unabated.

Truman passed the baton to Eisenhower, Eisenhower to Kennedy, Kennedy to Johnson, Johnson to Nixon, Nixon to Ford, Ford to Carter, Carter to Reagan, Reagan to Bush, Bush to Clinton, Clinton to Bush, Bush to Obama.

Some of these were Republicans and some of these were Democrats.

They all understood one thing: the peace, prosperity and continued existence of the world depends on the United Nations, the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and American leadership.

Then we got donnie.

He knows nothing.

And that is damn dangerous for all of the world.






19 September 2024

China Harbor For Example, But Don't Forget Hi Hat

 Me: Why did China Harbor restaurant in Seattle go out of business?

Bing: China Harbor Restaurant in Seattle, a beloved spot known for its authentic Chinese cuisine and stunning views of Lake Union, is closing its doors after 30 years in business. The decision to close was influenced by several factors:

Labor Shortages: The restaurant faced significant challenges in maintaining adequate staffing levels.

Inflation: Rising costs made it difficult to sustain operations.

Structural Issues: The building suffered structural damage in 2021, leading to a temporary closure during a crucial period. 

I chose not to ask Bing if Covid might not have been in play at that time, however:

Evolving Industry Landscape: Changes in the restaurant industry and the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic also played a role1.

Despite these challenges, China Harbor remained a cherished community hub, hosting numerous events and celebrations over the years. The owners expressed their gratitude to customers and staff in a heartfelt letter, reflecting on the joy and challenges of their journey.

It’s always sad to see a long-standing establishment close. Did you have any memorable experiences at China Harbor?

I didn't answer Bing, but I had a lot of great feasts at China Harbor; I used to moor my boat not far from it.

Me: Did the shift from Cantonese and Szechuan style Chinese food to Tai have anything to do with it?

Bing: The shift in cuisine style from Cantonese and Szechuan to Thai at China Harbor Restaurant did play a role in its closure. This change was part of an effort to adapt to evolving customer preferences and trends in the dining scene. However, it seems that the transition did not resonate as well with the restaurant’s long-time patrons, who had a strong preference for the original menu offerings.

I didn't know they had gone Tai.  That's the last thing I would have ever thought that they could have stooped to. But then I said:

Me: When I grew up in Portland there were Chinese restaurants everywhere.  They all had two common traits - they all had great food, and they all had a great bar. They all prospered.  The classic fried shrimp were uniformly the queen of their offerings, but chicken almond chow mien was pretty good too.  The migration to adding Szechuan style only made them better in the, I guess, 1980s.  And then they started disappearing.  China Harbor was one of the last.  There was one in Tigard Oregon that lasted quite a while also.

Bing: It sounds like you have some wonderful memories of those classic Chinese restaurants in Portland! The combination of great food and a lively bar certainly made them special. Shrimp dishes and chicken almond chow mien are definitely classics that many people love. The addition of Szechuan style must have added an exciting twist to the menu.

It’s unfortunate that many of these beloved spots have disappeared over time. China Harbor and the one in Tigard, Oregon, seem to have held on for quite a while, which is a testament to their quality and the loyalty of their customers.

Me: Can you find a name for the one in Tigard?  Maybe High Hat?

Bing: Yes, the restaurant you’re thinking of is likely the Hi Hat Restaurant & Lounge in Tigard, Oregon. It was located at 11530 SW Pacific Hwy12. The Hi Hat was known for its Chinese cuisine and had a great bar, fitting the description you provided. Unfortunately, it has been reported as permanently closed.

Me: As far as I know, their fried shrimp were the last authentic version of that wonderful food in Portland.  Too bad when we have to lose things to add things.  I would have chosen to leave Tai off the add list.

I hope my Paris favorite Chinese restaurant on rue de Bievre is still in business.

16 September 2024

Blueprint Forty-Nine: The Roil Is On (LEVEL TEN)

The republican trump rump, lacking a serious presidential candidate, but possessing instead a Laurel and Hardy team of hate mongering wanna be entertainers, one of whom has slipped into notably documentable senescence, a feature which alarmingly augments his already well known and lifelong psychoses, has come up with a plan; any pretentions of having a platform, laughable as they have heretofore been (with the possible exception of the universally denied of existing Project 2025) have apparently been abandoned.

The plan has three components.

First: make any functioning administrative function of a credible election impossible.

Second: gradually turn up the rheostat which controls hate, mayhem and violence, just a little each day, to climax at level ten on November 5, 2024.

Third: gradually deploy the various paramilitary components of the rump into the streets so they are in place, in force, and in tune for the various actions that will be necessary post November 5.

Below are the obvious and discernable actions taken to date in support of that Endgame. 
  •  de Joy is a trump plant. He has engineered changes to the United States Postal Service that make it unable to deliver on its time honored and always alluded to mission: "Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds". de Joy has added to that motto "unless it delivers ballots".
  • Across the country republicans have passed or are proposing a variety of laws that restrict all aspects of the election and make the actual conduct of voting, through and including counting, and certifying the count, either impossible, or confined to a few chosen members of the trump rump.
  • Montana, recently, was caught having left Harris off the Ballot.
  • Every day across the nation extremist groups file large numbers of frivolous lawsuits challenging election officials, election workers, election procedures, election schedule legitimacy, election purpose, election timing, even the very concept of an election. Individually these suits have no merit and can have no effect; en masse, though, their real purpose becomes apparent.  They are designed to clog the courts ahead of the election so that, at election time, any legitimate challenge to election interference has no court venue. That leaves the extremists in charge to do whatever they want with ballots, electors and outcomes.
  • Springfield and the dog/cat eatin' Haitians (gets two toots on the donnie dog whistle - Black and French) is just a trial run. 
  • In support of the hate that this lie has generated, the Proud Boys (what a weird and ridiculous name) have been deployed; the PBs currently patrol the streets of Springfield with guns brandished; they are on point; standing in and standing up, kinda like a broccoli field in the misty morning light. Springfield's schools, colleges, universities and government agencies have all shut down, not wanting to be killed by donnie's MAGA moron minions from whom dozens of bomb threats occur and re-cur. Read The Age of Insurrection by David Niewert for more.
  • trump recently claimed that President Joe Biden and Vice President and Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris were both mentally challenged. "Joe Biden became mentally impaired," he claimed. "Kamala was born that way. And if you think about it, only a mentally disabled person could have allowed this to happen to our country." He added under the Biden-Harris administration, there have been more terrorists entering the United States. "We have the some of the greatest terrorists in the world, in our country right now," he said. Trump played on fearmongering to a small-town crowd in Wisconsin, where he claimed criminal migrants are running rampant. "You're talking about areas of the Midwest where they're becoming famous because they're being occupied, and this is hundreds of little cities and little towns - they're petrified, and their law enforcement is petrified. You have a sheriff and a deputy, or you have a small group, and you'll have a group of Venezuelan killers, street gangs occupying the town with MK-47s," he claimed "I know that gun very well," he continued. I got to know it very well. I've become an expert on guns quickly."
  • No-result assassination attempts on the dildo have become events du jour. donnieLand needs more than invented dog and cat eating Haitians to bring the requisite amount of hate, violence and mayhem onto the streets everywhere. But they need to modulate - they don't want to bring the maximum amount of hate, violence and mayhem onto the streets too early, and, certainly, not too late; they want it to roll out late night 5 November 2024. To pursue that result, and that timing, they keep poking "the base" with these fauxs assassinations as minor clicks to the rheostat. And it will take a lot of time to trace the paychecks of the perpetrators of these cute tricks back to donnie the dildo. And to critics of this viewpoint who shout - in their red MAGA hats - "you lie; you fabricate; people were killed" I rejoin, "yeah, that's all part of a sociopath's modus operandi". And there will be a climax contract performance attack on the dildo's life on 3 or 4 November. Surprisingly, he will be unscathed.
  • This just in: Elected officials are quickly responding to Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) after he spread rumors that there are five "assassination teams" working throughout the United States with the aim of taking out former President Donald Trump.
  • Paychecks also seem to be involved in at least some of the various daily mass shootings across America. That also would appear to be part of the planned incremental clicks to the rheostat of hate, mayhem and violence.
  • Oath Keepers and others will stand down and stand by and be deployed when the planned hate, mayhem and violence level - Level Ten - has been brought to its planned frenzied froth. That will be later. 
  • Right now, donnie and ol' JD are only getting the pot frothing with Proud Boys and hordes of ad hoc volunteer MAGA morons in the streets of Springfield Ohio. 
  • But then, in the end (The Beatles used that phrase - In the End - as the prelude to some of the most beautiful words and music in history: "the love you take is equal to the love; you make" this is the antithesis of that) that will be Endgame.
  • The difference between Sudan and the United States of America will gradually dissolve.
  • That will be Endgame.
  • And we will have done it - the collapse of our lives - to ourselves.
  • Because, in the final analysis, we will have been just plug fucking stupid.
  • That does fit on the front of a red baseball cap.
  • A question lingers: what happened to all those people who used to live in Minneapolis, which recently burned to the ground? 

15 September 2024

Synthetic Assassination Attempt Part Two

 Fucking Ridiculous: "They" tried to kill donnie again; and "they" didn't get him, again. This is reality TV at its worst.

Or the Keystone Kops have returned with a truth social contract.

This "hit in the ear" saga is so much like the Watergate Clowns that is impossible not to see the similarity.

14 September 2024

what?

You heard it here first: donnie just said that "Mother Theresa was a man and also was Anthony Fauci's mother. And Haitians are eating every dog in North America and are opening violin stores featuring real cat gut strings. This is serious. We need to not support immigrants when they take away all those good American cat gut jobs. Also goose feathers."

That's what he has said so far.

13 September 2024

Q: The New 20s Model

Back in the teens a pristine purveyor of truth appeared upon the scene of our otherwise grey and listless lives.

His or her name was never known other than that the entity called itself Q.

Q's biggest revelation to the world - although there were many, and a greatest hit is hard to choose - has been to date "the pizza eatin' pedophiles".

The MAGA MORONS roared in hysterical approval.

Many of them became our Representatives in the House and members of the Senate based upon their endorsement of the truth of the pizza eatin' revelation..

As life has gone on for many or most of us, we have moved on to other myths, tales and Tik Toks to release us from the daily hum drum; Q has been pretty silent, passe even.

Now he has burst back on the scene like a superhero recently changed to work clothes in a phone booth and back on site and back on message.

Not only is "he" back - we now know his gender and identity; it's J. D. Vance peddling "dog and cat eating immigrants".

The MAGA MORONS are roaring in hysterical approval.

I can hardly wait to see who all in the influencer set ride the "pet eatin' Haitian" story to ever higher office.


11 September 2024

Just So Sad

 The Palestinian-American journalist, Shireen Abu Akleh was shot in the head by the IDF on May 11, 2022, while covering a raid by the Israel Defense Forces at the Jenin refugee camp.

The University of Washington graduate and 26-year-old Seattle resident, AyÅŸenur Ezgi Eygi was shot in the head by the IDF on September 5, 2024, while attending a protest of the IDF's genocide of Palestinians.

The New York Times Magazine recently published an article by Ronen Bergman and Mark Mazzetti that delves into the rise of extremist Israeli settlers and their impact on Israeli politics. The article, titled “50 Years of Crime Without Punishment,” explores how a history of unpunished violence in the West Bank has allowed extremist settlers to gain significant political power, weakening Israel’s democracy.

The IDF said the Eygi bullet bounced up off the ground.

And hit her in the head.

Imagine that.

Jews used to write better fiction.





10 September 2024

donnie's debate with our next president

 Early on she was, I thought, losing; donnie sounded semi-rational and coherent and Kamala's points were bland "stuff".

As it went on, into the second half hour I could see a Kamala method emerging, and  that method seemed to might could be working.

She had been baiting donnie with "stuff", all the while waiting to pounce.

And she began to pounce, and donnie began to revert to type (rapist, con-man, criminal etc) and a lot of us breathed a sigh of relief.

But "we" are not the 80 or so million morons that like donnie the dildo. 

So, even though, as we closed the whole debacle out, to anyone with a brain, Kamala had clearly won, the problem is that there are 80 or 90 million of us out there who were born without brains.

And that movie hasn't been made by Disney, yet, 

So, good night, and good luck.

Birds

 














04 September 2024

The Inauguration Takes Shape

 trump's transition team is already planning inauguration day festivities and messaging.

The team has chosen a catchy name for itself - The Dildo Dons - and a logo, to be announced later.

With three exceptions those two alternate facts are all that have leaked.

Exception leak one: there has already been produced a video documenting a joyous inauguration crowd of 65 million, all wearing official donnie autographed red hats. The price of an autographed official MAGA hat can vary widely depending on the seller and the condition of the hat, but here are some examples of prices from recent listings: 

eBay: Prices range from around $150 to $2,500.

Trump Store: The standard unsigned MAGA hat is $50, but signed versions are often available through donations or special offers.

Using the mean price of $1325 trump's personal coffers are expected to swell by $86,125,000,000 from the sale of hats alone. 

(donnie always says that the US Presidency is the most valuable franchise in the world, to which he follows on "that and the schmucks in the House and the Senate").

Speaking of those schmucks, the "Kiss the Ring Ceremony" is expected to be another big revenue generator ("Kiss the Ring" is a new government function wherein the 435 House members and 100 Senators all show up annually - if they want to keep their seats, elections having been declared optional, once the annual "Kiss" has been effected, to be in "The Presence" and kiss the ring of "The Presence" ($1,000,000 times 535 = $535,000,000; not a bad  yearly take).

Exception leak two: Hulk Hogan has signed up to sing the Star Spangled Banner in duet with Roseann Barr.

Exception leak three: Kimberly Guilfoyle will shriek the Pledge of Allegiance.


01 September 2024

An Exceptional Bullwark

This is long - I almost didn't watch it, but I am really glad that I did - but the time goes surprisingly quickly.

It's an episode of The Bulwark, a daily offering published by Sarah Longwell, a constantly interviewed political analyst, focus group maven and conservative former republican.

The moderator of this episode is Tim Miller who was Communications Director in the Jeb Bush presidential campaign.

Tim's guest is Margaret Hoover, Moderator of PBS's Firing Line and great granddaughter of Herbert Hoover.

It's a whole new view of Margaret. 

Let's Talk Policy: Part Four

 donnie the dildo is pretty light on policy.

Always has been, apparently always will be.

So it's quite odd that when Jordan Klepper intersects with MAGA MORONS and asks them what they like most about donnie, they always say "we love his policies".

So, recently, I did a little write-up titled "Let's Talk Policy: Part One".

Then I did a "Part Two".

Then I did a "Part Three".

Here is "Part Four".

In Wisconsin recently the dildo gave one of his most well balanced and thought-out statements of economic policy.

"You take a look at bacon and some of these products. Some people don't eat bacon anymore. And we are going to get the energy prices down. When we get energy down — you know, this was caused by their horrible energy — wind, they want wind all over the place. But when it doesn't blow, we have a little problem."

The MAGA MORONS roared in hysterical approval.

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During the Constitutional Convention of 1787 quite a bit of time and energy was spent on the nature of the Executive office of the United States.

Having only recently removed themselves from the tyranny of a monarch, all the delegates were exceptionally motivated to have the Executive function not be at the outset, and be unlikely to be able to ultimately evolve into, a king.

Due to the fear of turning themselves back over to a king, many of the delegates were in favor of a multi person Executive - two, or perhaps, three people.

Distribute Executive power so it can't be consolidated and abused easily, so they thought.

The discussions were many and went back and forth.

In the end a single Executive was chosen as the right form.

As President of the convention Washington chose not to not vote on the Convention's daily business or speak during the discussions and debates; he confined his influence on the proceedings to that which he wielded in the Virginia Delegation itself outside of the Convention's business.

In any event the Convention's proceedings were secret, so with Washinton not speaking or voting in the sessions, even the paltry leakage that exists of who thought what and what went on is absent in the case of George Washington.

Therefore, we know little about what he thought about the issues discussed.

A year later though, Washington made what I think is a prophetic observation. 

In a letter to Lafayette in April of 1788 Washington said: "There cannot, in my judgement, be the least danger that the President will by any practicable intrigue ever be able to continue himself one moment in office, much less perpetuate himself in it; but [in modern parlance substitute 'except' for 'but'] in the last stage of corrupted morals and political depravity; and even then there is as much danger that any other species of domination would prevail. Though, when a people have become incapable of governing themselves and fit for a master, it is of little consequence from what quarter he comes".

The fact that seventy-four million Americans voted for trump in 2020, and even more appear to be ready to do so again seems to indicate that "the last stage of corrupted morals and political depravity" have arrived in America.

The MAGA MORONS roar in hysterical approval.

30 August 2024

Jimmy Called It


Nikki Haley just said that she always knew that donnie's Democratic opponent was going to be Kamala.

Harris.

Not Joe.

Biden.

How'd she know that?

Since both are of Indian American (Hindi, not Native) heritage, I immediately had an answer to that question.

It was via the coconut telegraph.


29 August 2024

The French Had It Right In 2017

 I was walking to la Bastille one day in 2017.

I saw an op-ed on a tunnel stair that inspired me to take a picture.

Just now the picture popped up on Screen Saver.

It's so on target.



A Day In A Spider's Life

 I was filling the dish pan full of dishes with hot water, having put in some liquid soap.

The water was still luke warm, but the pan holds a lot so I wasn't running perfectly good water down the sink because it was not hot.

I was putting the coolish water into the pan, waiting for the mean temperature to get to good washing heat.

A subsequent event proved that to have been a good thing to have done.

Since that takes time, and since the sink always needs rinsing of the various forms of detritus that accumulate, I had decided to rinse the right side of the sink.

Then I pushed the pan over into the right side of the sink and started rinsing the left side.

That way I could justify using the cooler water while waiting for the water heater to catch up with the flow and go back to filling the dish pan.

In the lower right corner there was a rather large - for sink detritus - blob that caught my attention.

That memory was accompanied by a simultaneous memory of something I had noticed earlier: some form of detritus apparently tangled in cat hair in that exact same location.

Since the cats like getting in the sink when I am not watching, I quickly abandoned my attempt at untangling whatever it was that had been tangled with the cat hair, jumping to the conclusion that I'd need to pull out the detritus and cat hair when I removed the sink rack so I could get at it.

I had just inundated the blob with water from the sprayer so that it would wash over to the drain when I noticed two things.

First, I could see that it was a spider.

Second, I could see that it was being held back from the drain by, not cat hair, but by spider silk.

Oh, I said to no one in particular.

The poor little guy was sitting there with all eight legs folded in a manner that could only be interpreted as surrender or supplication.

The sink cleaning mission suddenly had changed into a spider rescue mission.

Paper towels, I have always said, are good transport vehicles for beings that need transport but that I don't want on or in my hand.

After several failed attempts I was able to get the spider onto the towel, and after several turnings of the towel, to keep the spider on the towel, not on my hand, I got him/her out to the shade of the breezeway deck.

I think I saw him/her raise a leg in thank you.

And then walk off to the wood pile.

The War Criminal Speaks About Polio

Netanyahu said he would allow Palestinian Children to be vaccinated against an impending polio epidemic.

What a nice guy. 

Since he has caused the epidemic it's real nice of him to vaccinate.

He also made the point that allowing little Palestinian children to be approached with needles is not a cease fire.

It's a "hold fire".

"We want to be sure that all those little Palestinian corpses - that we will produce, post haste, and with extreme vigor, once we have the little terrorists vaccinated - don't infect any Yahweh-fearing-jews with polio".

bi bi was quoted as saying today.

23 August 2024

An Email I Just Sent To A Bunch Of Friends

 As citizens we were required to endure the 2016 debacle.

An election is an election; its results stand.

Right?

Those are our rules.

For abiding by those rules we got alternate facts, hate, racism, crowd size, just plain lies, incompetence, SCOTUS, laughable buffoonery, the dismantlement of a world order with America in charge, and all of that.

However:

With sweat, tears, work, luck and love we are going to pass through the portal of tomorrow to our next phase this time.

The portal to OUR America.

The portal to: "more perfect".

The portal to: "Union".

And once through that portal, we won't go back.

Ever.

Perfect Meme For Kamala

 

Statue of Jeanne d'Arc in front of Hotel Regina in Paris.

Reminds me of Kamala charging out of the DNC.

donnie has no chance.

And we won't go back.



22 August 2024

Let's Talk Policy: Part Three

 donnie the dildo is pretty light on policy.

Always has been, apparently always will be.

So it's quite odd that when Jordan Klepper intersects with MAGA MORONS and asks them what they like most about donnie, they always say "we love his policies".

So, recently, I did a little write-up titled "Let's Talk Policy: Part One".

Then I did a "Part Two".

Here is "Part Three".

I didn't even need to write this one.

Flynn Nicholls of Newsweek wrote this one.

I am plagiarizing it because it so clearly documents the premise of my "Let's Talk Policy" posts: donnie hasn't got even a shred of a clue what he would do as president, except wreak mayhem and havoc and horror.

So he goes into irrational stream-of-conscious rants, lies and non-sequiturs when he materializes as if by magic in front of ever shrinking hoards of his adoring MAGA MORONS.

Irrational stream-of-conscious rants, lies and non-sequiturs are his policy.

And the MAGA MORONS continue to roar in hysterical approval.

So here is what Flynn Nichols noted recently.

Donald Trump has said Tim Walz should have "no possibility of being president" after Walz attacked Trump during his DNC speech on Wednesday night, linking him with Project 2025.

"First of all, he's a total lightweight," Trump said on Thursday morning's Fox & Friends. "And he shouldn't be even having any access to possibly being president."

"They call him coach. He's a semi coach. If he coached some football for a little while. This guy is a lightweight, and he shouldn't have access. And for him to say about Project 25 is disgraceful," Trump added.

Walz was a coach for the Mankato West High School football team when it won its first state championship in 1999. Before he joined the coaching staff in 1997, the team had lost 27 consecutive games.

Trump denounced Project 2025 as being "nothing to do with him." However, many of its contributors are former members of his administration and his own platform, called Agenda 47, shares broad policy similarities on several issues.

"They know I have nothing to do with it. I had no idea what it was. A group of people got together. They drew up some conservative values, very conservative values. And in some case, perhaps they went over the line. Perhaps they didn't. I have no idea what Project 25 is," he said.

You know, they always say, sure, please stick to policy.

Trump also attacked presidential candidate Kamala Harris for her record as a district attorney of San Francisco and attorney general of California.

"Everything she touched turned bad. California turned bad. San Francisco. You can't walk into San Francisco. You barely can go into California anymore. People, it's a state that's in terrible, terrible crime trouble, and every other form of trouble, monetary trouble, has got nothing, drugs all over the place. You go into Los Angeles, you can't walk down the streets," he said.

"It's a shame, between Gavin Newsom, but it was really more Kamala, because she was your District Attorney in San Francisco. San Francisco is unlivable, now, unlivable. Fifteen years ago, it was the most beautiful city, one of the greatest cities in the world. Today it's unlivable.

In 2009, when Trump said San Francisco was "the most beautiful city," both Newsom and Harris had been mayor and district attorney of the city for five years. Both were sworn in in 2004.

Trump's Thursday morning shots come one day after he expressed displeasure at former President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama insulting him.

"Did you see Barack Hussein Obama last night take little shots. He was taking shots at your President, and so was Michelle. You know, they always say 'Sir, please stick to policy don't get personal' and yet they're getting personal all night long," he said.

21 August 2024

Let's Talk Policy: Part Two

 donnie the dildo is pretty light on policy.

Always has been, apparently always will be.

So it's quite odd that when Jordan Klepper intersects with MAGA MORONS and asks them what they like most about donnie, they always say "we love his policies".

So, recently, I did a little write-up titled "Let's Talk Policy: Part One".

Here comes Part Two: The Biggies.

Under Day One Dictatorial Power Assumption (to be found under acronym DODPA in Project 2025) on day one the dildo will put all illegal aliens in concentration camps and deport them.

So donnie is going to, in one fel swoop, get rid of almost 15% of America's workers (those rapists and murderers are actually mostly people with families to feed, and came to America to better feed those families, so they mostly have jobs).

 Since this is a cornerstone donnie policy I was curious as to what it might accomplish.

So I asked Bing/Copilot.

He/She said: 

If 15% of America’s workers suddenly didn’t show up for work, it would likely have significant economic effects. Here are some potential impacts:

Productivity Loss: With a large portion of the workforce absent, productivity would decline. Industries that rely heavily on manual labor or essential services would be particularly affected.

Supply Chain Disruptions: Many supply chains are interconnected, and disruptions in one area can cascade to others. If workers in critical sectors (such as transportation, manufacturing, or logistics) didn’t show up, it could lead to shortages of goods and services.

Increased Labor Costs: To meet demand, employers might need to pay overtime to remaining workers or hire temporary staff. This could increase labor costs for businesses.

Financial Markets Reaction: Investors and financial markets are sensitive to economic stability. A sudden workforce shortage could lead to uncertainty, affecting stock markets, bond yields, and investor confidence.

Consumer Spending Impact: Reduced income due to absenteeism might lead to decreased consumer spending. People would cut back on non-essential purchases, affecting retail, hospitality, and entertainment sectors.

Government Response: The government might intervene by implementing policies to mitigate the impact. For instance, unemployment benefits could be extended, or emergency funding provided to affected industries.

Sounds kinda like Pandemic All Over Again.

Or Black Death Two.

donnie likes the oldies but goodies.

Moving on to the second and last policy to be discussed here today, we hear the dildo saying that he is going to put a universal tariff on imports.

I talked to Bing/Copilot about that recently.

donnie keeps saying that he is going to bring in a huge amount of money from nations who export to the US - mostly China - by putting huge tariffs on all imported goods.

Since most of what Americans buy is imported, that, donnie says, is going to bring us scads and scads of money; so much money in fact that he can cut taxes to the bone - for rich people and corporations.

And China will foot the bill.

Sounds really good.

So, I asked Bing some questions.

Noel: "Who pays the tariff on imports?"

Bing: "A tariff is a tax on imported goods. Contrary to what some might think, it’s almost always paid directly by the importer (usually a domestic firm), not the exporting country. So, when the United States imposes a tariff on something, it’s the US importer who bears the cost, not the foreign exporter. If you’re importing goods subject to duty under the United States Harmonized Tariff Schedule, you—the importer of record—must pay the tariffs."

Noel: "So the American people don't pay?"

Bing: "Correct! The American people don’t directly pay the tariffs. Instead, it’s the importers (usually domestic companies) who bear the cost when importing goods subject to duty. These tariffs are collected by the U.S. government from the importers."

Noel: "Who gets the tariffs paid by the importers?"

Bing: "The U.S. government receives the tariffs paid by the importers. These funds contribute to government revenue and can be used for various purposes."

Noel: " So the importers pay the government a lot of money and the people get cheap imported goods.  That's a good deal isn't it?"

Bing: "Indeed, it might seem like a good deal at first glance. Importers pay the tariffs, and consumers benefit from access to cheaper imported goods. However: while importers pay the tariffs directly, they often pass some or all of the cost to consumers through higher prices."

Noel: " You say "often pass some or all of the cost to consumers". Don't they really pass all of the cost?"

Bing: "You raise a valid point! In practice, importers often do pass most of the tariff cost to consumers. While they absorb some of the expense, the majority is indeed shifted to end-users through higher prices. So, you’re right—it’s more accurate to say they pass almost all of the cost."

Noel: "I wonder why trump wasn't 'more accurate'?"

Bing: "Ah, the nuances of political communication! While precision is essential, politicians often use language strategically to convey their message or appeal to specific audiences."

Noel: "Could he be lying?"

Bing: "As an AI language model, I don’t make judgments about individuals’ intentions, but I can provide context. Politicians often use simplified messaging to convey their stance on complex issues. Whether it’s intentional or not, statements may not always align with the full reality."

Noel: "So the MAGA bunch will figure it out next time they check out at Walmart?"

Bing: "When the MAGA (Make America Great Again) supporters check out at Walmart, they’ll likely notice the prices of imported goods. While the full impact of tariffs can be complex, the practical result is often higher prices for consumers. So, yes, they’ll feel it in their wallets!"

The MAGA MORONS roared in hysterical approval.