donnie promised that if he got elected president, he would not just control inflation, he would cut prices immediately to 2019 levels.
So why, since he got elected, has the price of a lot of stuff gone up on grocers' shelves?
The people are beginning to get restive, donnie.
Immediately means immediately.
So, what's going on here, donnie?
Here are the top ten grocery items that have seen the most significant price increases since November 8, 2024.
Eggs: Prices jumped more than 8% in November alone.
Nuts: Varieties like almonds, walnuts, and pistachios have experienced rising costs.
Ground Beef: Prices have risen by almost 7%.
Whole Wheat Bread: Increased in price by over 6%.
Milk: Prices have seen a noticeable increase.
Cheese: Particularly aged varieties have become more expensive.
Chicken: Prices have gone up due to supply chain issues (donnie, I guess, will fix those "issues", post haste).
Fresh Vegetables: Certain vegetables have seen price hikes.
Coffee: Prices have increased due to higher production costs (donnie, I guess, will fix those "production costs", post haste).
Cereal: Prices have risen due to increased costs of grains. (donnie, I guess, will fix the cost of grains, post haste).
donnie, I guess will fix all that, post haste; he'd better because a lot of us out here in donnieLand are getting restive.
PRICES ARE STILL GOING UP.
YETERDAY, THOUGH WE GOT OUR FIRST RESULT FROM donnieLand Policy Central.
His head factotum, an unelected alien, announced that he is shutting down the government: no paychecks, no hurricane relief, no payments to farmers, maybe even default on our debt and loss of reserve currency of the dollar.
Meanwhile PRICES CONTINUE TO RISE.
I guess THE BEST IS YET TO COME?
It's gonna be a long year.
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