02 December 2025

Hegseth As Pond Slime

 Noel: I'm thinking of referring to Pete Hegseth as a spineless puddle of pond slime. 

Whata ya think?

Copilot: Sometimes a more ironic or satirical turn of phrase can sting even more while keeping the rhetorical high ground. 

For example:

“A man who mistakes bluster for backbone.”

“A commentator whose convictions dissolve faster than pond foam.”

“The echo of a spine, faint as ripples in stagnant water.”

Noel: Those are great.

But I'm staying on the low ground.

Hegseth and his ilk never get near eye level.

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