News from the desserts of the ancient land known as Palestine: large public showers are being erected to serve the "personal hygienic requirements of the inferior indigenous populations".
News from those same desserts: large trash burners are slated for construction imminently.
Today president Putin has ordered that all doorknobs in Russia be coated with an antiseptic compound.
Late breaking news: the Russian antiseptic compound known as Novichok is sold out across Russia; no alternate sources are known.
Later breaking news: Russian generals are dropping like flies.
Defrocked wanna be US dictator, AKA donnie the dildo, has posted more on his failed social media apparatus than the entire word count of the bible.
Today Kari Lake has changed her official address from Phoenix to Apartment A at Mara Lago.
In a related news item, Melania Trump has bought a vast estate in the shithole country from which she slithered previously.
Q and R have been replaced by S.
S says Q and R are full of shit.
Q and R are meeting with JFK Jr and are unavailable for comment.
JFK Jr said that Q and R are full of shit.
Oliver Stone has said that Q and R and S and JFK Jr are all guilty of gross malfeasance.
Jim Jordan was seen jumping up and down on a desk looking much like a giant rhesus monkey.
Margery Taylor Greene was seen distributing small plastic sacks with indeterminate white substance in various parts of the White House.
Margery Taylor Green was arrested today for sniffing loudly.
But she didn't fart much.
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