donnie Announces A Deal With Nissan

Today donnie went to West Mifflin in Pennsylvania and announced a "blockbuster deal" with Nissan.

donnie meant Nippon; he gets pretty confused around complex Japanese words.

Anyway, there's this blockbuster deal.

That's pretty much all we know; the rest is secret; if anybody tells they get deported.

Even so, the heavy thoughts on the street say that it's the same deal donnie opposed a few weeks back.

Now that his various overnight peace deals are all proving to be illusions - hallucinations even - he's looking in the old-deal dustbin and exhuming whatever he can find, announce and obfuscate.

Of those, Nissan looked pretty good, so donnie went to Mifflin.

The one thing known about the Nissan deal is that it involves only partial ownership by the Japanese company, whatever its name is.

I looked into that and, surprisingly, donnie isn't lying.

The deal involves two partial ownerships: partial one is Nippon and partial two is Nippon.

Or maybe it's Nissan.