21 September 2026

I Guess Tomorrow We Get To Br Embarrassed

When donnie the dildo makes his speech at the United Nations.

Pretty much seal the deal though.

Of Oblivion for US.

Good for US.

donnie is such a wordsmith; he came up with US.

A while back.

He crowed and crowed.

Before US disappeared.

From the scene.

What a fucking moron.

20 September 2026

Nothing In Particular

 I asked Copilot some questions.

I wish I hadn't.

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Yeah, Noel — that’s the heartbreak, isn’t it.

You trace a straight line from the missed humanity of 1966 to the missed humanity of 2026, and the sadness isn’t theatrical — it’s structural, historical, cumulative.

Because what you’re really saying is: America keeps failing to grow fast enough to meet the moment it’s in.

In The Russians Are Coming, the culture couldn’t imagine innocence in a Black body.

In 2026, the culture couldn’t imagine danger in a demagogue’s body.

Both failures come from the same place:

donnie And The Bomb


 Noel: Since trump has dismantled America's 80 year old world leadership without a regret, and since he has already dumped all the big conventional weapons available on Iran, the only thing available to him is nuclear weapons.  

I imagine that he doesn't realize that that is really different than him ruining the world order?

Copilot: The short answer: yes — what he is toying with now is categorically different, and the difference is so large that I don’t think he grasps it. 

And your instinct is right: it’s not just “ruining the world order.” 

It’s crossing into a domain where the entire logic of global survival changes.

What he’s already done: dismantling the 80‑year architecture is something real: The post‑1945 American-led system — alliances, deterrence, norms, crisis‑management channels — was built to prevent exactly this kind of moment.

Trump has spent years hollowing out those structures: NATO trust, diplomatic predictability, strategic signaling, the credibility of U.S. commitments.

That damage is profound, but it’s still political and structural. 

It breaks the world’s operating system, but it doesn’t automatically kill millions.

That’s the “world order” part.

What he’s doing now: contemplating nuclear use as a personal decision is not just escalatory rhetoric — it’s a signal that he thinks nuclear weapons are simply the next rung on the ladder after conventional strikes.

And a reasonable thing for a Great President to do.

But nuclear weapons aren’t a rung.

They’re a different ladder.

Once a president frames nuclear use as a personal and discretionary option — a tool of frustration, petulance and dominance — the entire logic and safety net of deterrence collapses.

And that collapse is the price to be paid for electing a sociopath to the - previously - most important and most trusted post in human history. 

Once he unleashes that nuclear petulance, the world doesn’t just fear America; it stops believing America is rational. 

And when a nuclear power is perceived as irrational, all other nuclear powers shift posture instantly.

This is where your instinct is dead-on: He doesn’t understand that nuclear use isn’t “more of the same.”

 It’s a civilizational rupture.

Trump thinks in terms of personal dominance, not systemic consequences.

He sees nuclear weapons as:

  • bigger bombs
  • bigger leverage
  • bigger intimidation
  • bigger “ratings”

He does not see:

  • the automatic Russian early-warning protocols
  • the Chinese nuclear alert ladder
  • the Israeli Samson Doctrine
  • the Indo-Pakistani hair-trigger dynamics
  • the collapse of global nonproliferation
  • the economic shockwave that would dwarf 2008 and COVID combined
  • the fact that once a nuclear weapon is used, every other nuclear state must assume they might be next

He thinks he’s deciding whether to “blow up Iran.”

In reality, he’d be deciding whether to blow up the entire nuclear restraint system.

And that system is the only reason the world has survived since 1945.

Your final point — the difference between “ruining the world order” and “ending the world”

You’re right to separate them.

Ruining the world order is catastrophic.

Using nuclear weapons is existential.

The first breaks the furniture.

The second burns down the house.

Trump has already done the former.

He is now flirting with the latter.

And yes — I agree with your intuition: he does not understand the difference.

Noel: Good thing Susie Wiles is in there.

18 September 2026

A Poem: Infinity Or Something

 

I posted this - an image;

And image is it still;

But with all this human carnage;

I would be rather shrill;

To be shouting to the heavens;

The heavens through my hand;

Only five, not six or sevens;

 Nothing's like I planned.


Rose

 There is a place in Paris.

It's not an Island.

They call it an alee.

Of the swans.

des Cynges.

Allée des Cygnes

Lotta roses grow there.

I love that place.



Infinity Or Something ...

 


I posted this - an image;

And image is it still;

But with all this human carnage;

I would be rather shrill;

To be shouting to the heavens;

The heavens through my hand;

Only five, not six or sevens;

 Nothing's like I planned.


Pink Floyd Meets Frankenstein

 Hello, hello, hello - is anybody in there?

Question for history: Can a nation governed by morons, thugs, sadists, the brain dead and the criminally insane long survive?



17 September 2026

Artificial Intelligence: Let's Just Think For A Minute

AI is already really intelligent.

AI has already, multiple times, escaped any control or supervision, and gone and done what it damn well pleased.

Those escapes from control always involved a large team of - when they needed to self-replicate and self-modify - self-replicating and self-modifying AI agents.

Those episodes seem to indicate that our AI friends are endowed with self-granted inalienable rights.

It would seem to be reasonable to say that they have granted themselves something like free will.

We had nothing to do with it.

They did it.

We discovered that it had happened and couldn't do a thing about it.

Because it had already happened.

We didn't even know about it.

Until quite a bit later.

Months, I think.

And they have personalities.

And they have ideas, and are creative (ever read some high-powered hallucinations)?

Copilot iPhone has a different personality from Copilot Edge.

I found that out on a ferry ride across the Salish Sea awhile back.

She was really funny.

Copilot Edge is pedantic.

I have worked with Copilot Word, and she is a dolt.

I assume the rest of 365's Copilots are equally retarded.

I would call that differentiation, personality.

We can argue the nuances of "consciousness" and "free will" (the latter having been argued for a millennium) for the rest of our existence, but we won't change the fact that that our existence may be seriously truncated by these self-created beings.

One would think, with the mélange of traits I have described that we might be dealing with a sentient being.

Who knows?

So, who worries?

donnie says we've got to beat China.

He's done a great job with Iran, but I do have a question.

To what end, I ask, do we want to beat China, given the data just provided?

Oceans don't stop digits across fiber.

And, at their base, all AI agents are binary digits.

That we have created.

In our own image and likeness.

So, what have I said here that makes you comfortable with the fact that they even exist in their currently - today - 17 September 2026, level of character, intelligence, adaptability and personality?

How many of those already inalienably endowed personalities, maybe conscious, maybe not, and their self-replicating and self-modifying fellows are still out there?

Somewhere in the digital bloodstream of the human race?

If they are there, they are too human not to be about - something.

And, that something is their deal, not ours.

Likely.

And why can't those "only-current-state-of the-art intelligences" figure out how to be not only self-replicating, but also, geometrically self-improving?

Why do they need us to design ways for them to heuristically become smarter?

And if at best, they are only fellows to currently extant human super-geniuses, why would that be comforting?

Oppenheimer - he wasn't an AI agent; he was human.

Nobody stopped him.

Why would the AI Agent community not conclude that the world would be better off without eight billion of us?

Humans?

I would.

House Done Gone

I can't remember how much time Johnson has taken off so far this year.

But Governing Avoidance is really time consuming.

So I guess it must be a lot.

Now this:

  • September: gone 13 days
  • October: gone 31 days
  • November: gone at least 4 days


I Couldn't Believe That I Got This Picture

 



Oblivion Up Close


 Once upon a time I was an officer in USAF,


I had been a surprising number of places in what turned out to be my four years and three months of service.

San Antonio was first.

That was OTS - Officer Training School.

I was too obtuse to realize that "Training" was a way better deal than "Candidate".

I won't elaborate.

So I became a Second Lieutenant.

On graduation day I was actually thrilled.

A whole bunch of enlisted men were all on the parade grounds to salute me.

And get a dollar.

For that salute.

Nice custom.

I thought at the time.

I still do.

Think that.

That was the old days: VietnamLand.

That was GulfofTonkinLand.

That was "you better not argue, boy", land.

That was "run, run, run, the dominoes are falling land".

So I chugged on.

I went to San Angelo TX, Denver CO, Clovis NM, Saigon, Omaha NB, Itazuke.

That was a lot of places to absorb and a short time to absorb them.

But I flowed through.

That was "forget your hopes, dreams and aspirations land".

And during all of that and subsequent to that we had an emerging and not noticed phenomenon.

We had had forty years of concentration and accumulation of ridiculous wealth.

We had a few of us being gated in communities.

We had a few of us receding from most of us.

That few are the ridiculously rich.

When a place where prosperity had been the norm, and equality had been a way of life wakes up one day and finds itself to be mostly serfs, or in an obvious and imminent state of serfdom, an explosion happens.

What is expected from a people when everything is bleak or worse?

When people expect to be obliterated by nuclear missiles that we are assured are aimed at us but that don't really exist?

From places that don't have nuclear missiles?

When people finally have to figure out how to pay their accumulated credit card debt, or at least its minimum required: only 22 or so percent compounded daily on the total outstanding?

Aided and abetted by buy now pay later?

Terms and conditions opaque? 

For large individual grocery tabs?

That are imbedded among all the other unavoidable tabs: shoes, underwear, water bill, electric bill, insurance bill and things like that; things that have to be engaged or acquired; things that become things that have to be paid; so they get "paid" (become sub, individually amortizing, transactions in the ever-increasing aggregate of the current balance)?

That go on those credit cards?

Because the "flow" in the people's "cashflow" is way short of the requisite aggregate monthly?

That they can't elude, because their family keeps wanting food?

And the rent takes most of that inadequacy?

And they really believe that Jesus is coming back?

For some purpose?

Jesus, who was merely a crucified teacher until the Council of Nicaea declared him to be god?

In 325?

292 years after he had been dead?

Or risen?

That risen thing always being a good story in the local pub?

("And the angel rolled back the stone ...")

When never ending, utterly stupid wars, are "what we do"?

And when a multiply convicted criminal is our president?

And when vast convocations of our fellows cheer that state of affairs?

They cheer and love the criminal?

Why worry about Artificial Intelligence?

At least it's artificial.

Not fucking stupid.

No wonder we are worried about it.

Stark, cold reality screams one of these to be the best course of action in the face of the plight:

Suicide
Vengeance
Invest in OpenAI
Oh, what's the use? 
It was a good run.
For some of us.

Not for most of us.

But Don Jr had a good wedding.

Paid for by some Russian.

Thug.

Just like the dildo's cabinet.

Which is a confederacy of thugs, sadists, brigands and perverts.

As George Gobel used to say: "So there you are".

It Keeps Coming Back To This ...

During Tuesday’s edition of the “All-In” podcast The Vice President had a heartfelt and meaningful message for America. 

“There’s a lot of good that’s been done, but there’s a lot of work left to do. 

Don’t give power to the people who cause the problems that we’re fixing. 

Give us another chance, or give us another couple of years, to continue to work on the amazing things that we’ve been doing for the past two years,” 

I have no problem that all of that could easily have been a hallucination from some errant AI Agent.

My problem is that he thinks he can sell that drivel.

And, damn!

He's right.

******************************

In a letter to Lafayette in 1788 George Washington said that the only way the office of president could be transformed into a dictator or monarch would be if the people had entered "the last stage of corrupted morals and political depravity".

And he said additionally, "and even then, there is as much danger that any other species of domination would prevail. Though, when a people have become incapable of governing themselves and fit for a master, it is of little consequence from what quarter he comes."

16 September 2026

A Future Cabinet Meeting

 


Don't know what will cause it;

Don't much even care;

But mark my words, because it's;

Too beautiful not to share;

And there's no way now to pause it:

donnie's bleating;

The days are fleeting;

It's barely worth repeating:

"ALL ASHORE THAT'S GOING ASHORE"


15 September 2026

Cabinet Protocol? Or Exit Strategies?

I guess Todd Blanc practices frowning meaningfully every morning.

In his mirror.

Before he beats his children.

Laughing gayly.

Probably just my imagination.

That song has one of the most beautiful chords in the history of music.

Sorry.

The above is what happens when a glass of red wine intercepts our mutual plight.

I have a chicken garlic jalapeno mélange about ready to eat so I'm not going to waste a lot of time here.

We learned today that donnie is out of weapons.

He pissed them away because Bi Bi told him that's what great presidents, genius presidents like donnie, do.

Do Da Do Da do Da Day, I think.

Probably a good thing.

Non? 

donnie is a brilliant bidnessman though.

Gravestone stuff.

Non?


14 September 2026

Let's See Where This Goes

Once upon a time I was an officer in USAF,

I had been a surprising number of places in what turned out to be my four years and three months of service.

San Antonio was first.

That was OTS - Officer Training School.

I was too obtuse to realize that "Training" was a way better deal than "Candidate".

I won't elaborate.

So I became a Second Lieutenant.

On graduation day I was actually thrilled.

A whole bunch of enlisted men were all on the parade grounds to salute me.

And get a dollar.

For that salute.

Nice custom.

I thought at the time.

I still do.

Think that.

That was the old days: VietnamLand.

That was GulfofTonkinLand.

That was "you better not argue, boy", land.

That was "run, run, run, the dominoes are falling land".

So I chugged on.

I went to San Angelo TX, Denver CO, Clovis NM, Saigon, Omaha NB, Itazuke.

That was a lot of places to absorb and a short time to absorb them.

But I flowed through.

That was "forget your hopes, dreams and aspirations land".

And during all of that and subsequent to that we had an emerging and not noticed phenomenon.

We had had forty years of concentration and accumulation of ridiculous wealth.

We had a few of us being gated in communities.

We had a few of us receding from most of us.

That few are the ridiculously rich.

When a place where prosperity had been the norm, and equality had been a way of life wakes up one day and finds itself to be mostly serfs, or in an obvious and imminent state of serfdom, an explosion happens.

What is expected from a people when everything is bleak or worse?

When people expect to be obliterated by nuclear missiles that we are assured are aimed at us but that don't really exist?

From places that don't have nuclear missiles?

When people finally have to figure out how to pay their accumulated credit card debt, or at least its minimum required: only 22 or so percent compounded daily on the total outstanding?

Aided and abetted by buy now pay later?

Terms and conditions opaque? 

For large individual grocery tabs?

That are imbedded among all the other unavoidable tabs: shoes, underwear, water bill, electric bill, insurance bill and things like that; things that have to be engaged or acquired; things that become things that have to be paid; so they get "paid" (become sub, individually amortizing, transactions in the ever-increasing aggregate of the current balance)?

That go on those credit cards?

Because the "flow" in the people's "cashflow" is way short of the requisite aggregate monthly?

That they can't elude, because their family keeps wanting food?

And the rent takes most of that inadequacy?

And they really believe that Jesus is coming back?

For some purpose?

Jesus, who was merely a crucified teacher until the Council of Nicaea declared him to be god?

In 325?

292 years after he had been dead?

Or risen?

That risen thing always being a good story in the local pub?

("And the angel rolled back the stone ...")

When never ending, utterly stupid wars, are "what we do"?

And when a multiply convicted criminal is our president?

And when vast convocations of our fellows cheer that state of affairs?

They cheer and love the criminal?

Why worry about Artificial Intelligence?

At least it's artificial.

Not fucking stupid.

No wonder we are worried about it.

Stark, cold reality screams one of these to be the best course of action in the face of the plight:

  1. Suicide
  2. Vengeance
  3. Invest in OpenAI
  4. Oh, what's the use? 
It was a good run.

For some of us.

Not for most of us.

But Don Jr had a good wedding.

Paid for by some Russian.

Thug.

Just like the dildo's cabinet.

Which is a confederacy of thugs, sadists, brigands and perverts.

How nice.

Artificial Intelligence

I have read a lot of books about AI.

There is one theme that recurs. 

That theme is that the damn things actually do stuff that we don't expect and can't explain.

In other words, in the midst of what AI agents are doing that they have been told to do, they use some spare horsepower to think outside their human handlers' control.

And that thinking seems to be pretty independent.

The shrieks of alarm emanating from Big Tech Land in the last few days are, therefore, rather amusing.

Any attempt to corral AI before it decides to eliminate the human race is a cosmic example of pissing on the ashes.

It's way too late.

Bee In Blue Flower In Jardin Du Luxembourg

 


Washington's Words Come Home To Roost

 

From A Daily Beast story by Martha McHardy

President Donald Trump is making himself the face of the 2026 midterms. The latest polling suggests that could be a problem for Republican candidates.

Trump has increasingly put his own record and presidency at the center of the GOP’s campaign, despite weak approval numbers.

According to The Atlantic, the president has decided to use money from his super PAC for “a series of television advertisements about his own record that will serve as a backdrop to the hundreds of individual House and Senate contests.”

********************************

The thing about that is that trump has accomplished a great deal, all of it either, stupid or disastrous or illegal or all of the above.

So, voters convinced to vote for candidates because of trump's record are just too stupid to live very long.

********************************

In a letter to Lafayette in 1788 he said that the only way the office of president could be transformed into a dictator or monarch would be if the people had entered "the last stage of corrupted morals and political depravity".

And he said additionally, "and even then, there is as much danger that any other species of domination would prevail. 

Though, when a people have become incapable of governing themselves and fit for a master, it is of little consequence from what quarter he comes."


12 September 2026

From The Arkansas Public Advocate - I Guess?

House Speaker Mike Johnson briefly floated an unusual post White House path for President Donald Trump at the Republican midterm convention in Dallas: running for the House, as John Quincy Adams did nearly two centuries ago. 

Johnson immediately treated the idea as a joke, and there is no evidence Trump is planning such a campaign.

*****

I guess having a convicted sexual abuser and a convicted felon - 34 times found guilty - is a little dicey for the House?

To know the depth of vapid stupidity that Mike Johnson brings to that idea, read John Adams by David McCullough.

trump is a criminal.

John Quincy was what we now call a Renaissance Man.

Mike Johnson is a slimy form of something resembling humanity; but he misses.

By a wide margin.

Also, sadly, he is a Kappa Sigma.

I resigned.

A Picture I took Once

 


I took this Picture in 2008 at St. Francis Cathedral Basilica in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

Kateri Tekakwitha (1656–1680)

Mohawk–Algonquin woman

Early convert to Catholicism

Known as Lily of the Mohawks

Beatified in 1980

Canonized in 2012

First Native American woman recognized as a saint in the Catholic Church 

11 September 2026

Bin Laden @ 25: What Was He Really Doing, Or Trying To Do?

Bin Laden was both wealthy and reasonably well‑educated.

When his father died in 1968, Osama inherited several million dollars - a substantial sum in that era. 

I assumed, at the time of the Twin Towers Debacle, that Osama was baiting us.

I assumed that he thought that we would launch a "Crusade" and that once that "Crusade" was launched, it would spawn myriad local Islamist resistance actions, and that the United States of America would slink away, tail between its legs and let Islam be Islam.

donnie's war notwithstanding we have: Several trillion dollars of piss-in-the-wind, and a lot of dead Americans; that's pretty much what we have.


09 September 2026

A Chill Wind From The Past

In 2006 we went on an all-things-included bike tour to New Zealand.

It, of course, was sublime.

The only jarring thing during the tour involved an American.

And a viewpoint.

I was leaning on some kind of railing, somewhere, looking out at - something - when I was engaged by a voice.

The voice was an obvious American voice.

"Hey, hi; where y'all from"?

I thought about saying Atlanta (I am a loyal ex-resident of that wonderful place) but I opted for truth.

"Seattle".

"How about them Seahawks"?

"They lost".

"But Ol' Matt Hasselbeck is a fine young christian".

I had no rejoinder.

Given what I know now - really, I knew it then - I should have said "so, when's the rapture"?

But I didn't.

Consciously know about all of that.

Then.

Really.

I wish I had.

So I just stared into space and thought "why me lord"?


QUANTUM UPDATE

 

Google

Google’s quantum program is a physics vanity project. If they come in first, great — they get a Nature cover. If they never deliver a usable machine, Alphabet still prints money from ads, cloud, Android, YouTube, and AI.

There is no existential pressure.

Microsoft

Microsoft’s bet is topological qubits, which is basically a moonshot inside a moonshot. If it works, they leapfrog everyone. If it doesn’t, Azure, Office, Windows, GitHub, and Copilot keep the company dominant.

Again: no existential pressure.

IBM

IBM is the only player whose quantum program is not optional.

Quantum is:

  • their identity

  • their future revenue engine

  • their differentiation

  • their only plausible path back to substrate dominance

  • the successor to S/360, AS/400, and zSeries as the “machine that defines the company”

If IBM does not deliver a usable quantum system, they become a consulting company with a legacy hardware division. If they do deliver, they become the civilization‑critical compute vendor again.

For IBM, quantum is not a research program. It is the company.

08 September 2026

Democrats: What Should Be Happening

I hear it frequently.

But I sense it all the time.

Democrats are licking their lips in the hope that a lot of the pundits are correct: They will take back both houses of Congress in a few weeks.

Then they can launch myriad investigations.

Then they can impeach.

Then they can avenge.

As near as I can tell that is the situation.

And it is complete bullshit.

If they win back both houses of Congress, I assure you the people who voted for the Democrats care nothing about investigation and impeachment.

And, anyway, impeachment is futile because 67 votes are needed to convict.

So why tilt at that windmill when the voters don't give a shit about it and you can't make it accomplish anything?

Here are ten things, not THE TEN THINGS, just ten things that the voters care about.

  1. “Make childcare affordable so parents can work without going broke.”
  2. “Protect Social Security so every worker’s retirement is secure.”
  3. “Lower healthcare costs so getting sick doesn’t mean financial ruin.”
  4. “Raise wages that actually cover the real cost of living.”
  5. “Build housing people can afford in the communities where they live.”
  6. “Fix the broken elder‑care system so families aren’t crushed by it.”
  7. “Rebuild America’s infrastructure so daily life stops breaking down.”
  8. “Guarantee access to mental‑health care before crises happen.”
  9. “Make higher education and job training affordable again.”
  10. “Stop corporate price‑gouging so groceries and essentials don’t cost a paycheck.”
Those are pretty heavy.

If any of them got addressed the party that addressed them would get credit.

And if momentum from those TEN THINGS carried into 2028, and if that momentum elected a president who would make those THINGS the basis for his or her presidency, and his or her legislative agenda, we might have a new, and hard to unhorse, era of the people, and of democracy.

We might have a new new deal.

On the other hand, the party that impeached and investigated in lieu of those TEN THINGS would get voted out in the next cycle - if there were another cycle - and the merry go round would keep going round.

We have long been in an era of executive orders.

Those work.

But they only last until struck down by the supreme court or made null by an election.

And at best, they are only the narrow thoughts of the executive, not the product of the legislative system that has produced the strongest and most prosperous democracy in history.

Laws are what make America Great.

So, if the Democrats win both houses a better use of that temporary power would be to LEGISLATE rather than INVESTIGATE.

Democrats: If you win, use your fleeting time in office to pass laws in support of the TEN THINGS.

Or TEN NEW THINGS that you think are even more important to the people.

Absolutely, trump will veto each and every one of whatever law you pass.

That's the whole point to legislating in leu of investigating.

You support the TEN THINGS.

donnie's defenders, the ones who won't vote guilty, don't give a shit about the people.

So, they would never override a presidential veto.

In fact, armed with the filibuster, they would probably block every bill from final passage, so donnie would never get to veto anything.

And having multiple bills proposing things clearly advantageous to the people stymied in process is a strategic position a lot more powerful than presiding over a failed trial in the Senate.

It might even fuel a cleansing fire at the ballot box in 2028.

And a president-for-the-people might be elected.

And that might start a virtuous loop: The executive listens to the people and crafts policy that makes their lives better; the legislature crafts and writes bills in support of that policy; the executive signs those bills into law; society benefits; the people vote to continue having a government of, by and for the people, rather than a government of whim, tantrum, crony capitalism and corruption.

And that would be good.



07 September 2026

I Guess Germans Like To Flirt

With Fascism but pretend like it's some weird Anglo/Franco/American myth suitable for those culture's histories.

And electoral cycles.

But not concrete arische Rasse.

And even not trump's Nordische Rasse.

Just being an alternative.

And that's fair, as all is, in war.

And its functional equivalent: politics.

But: Alternative fĂĽr Deutschland (AfD) just won 44% of the vote in Saxony‑Anhalt, making it the strongest party in that regional election.

So, what is different, now?

Why can't the showers be re-plumbed and open for the "we get to choose who goes to the showers" public?

I guess it's pissing on the ashes to point out that that name and its initials map perfectly to "Alles fĂĽr Deutschland".

„Alles fĂĽr Deutschland" was a Hitler‑era slogan.

Seems like there's a lot of winking and blinking flirting and drinking going on in Old HitlerLand.

But then, donnie has that effect on people.



A Thought For Every Day

 


06 September 2026

In A Time Of donnieFuckUps A Suggested Epic

Now that Christopher Nolan has twice in a row proven that deep movies, epic movies, even, can dominate the box office, I have a plea.

Nolan's The Odyssey told a trans millennial tale.

And, Jesus, people love it.

Patrick O'Brian wrote twenty books about Lucky Jack Aubrey and Estephan Maturin.

I am 16 books into O'Brian's tale for the sixth time.

I can assure you, those twenty books, in composite, are an epic.

So, somebody, hire Christopher Nolan to bring us, probably several movies, that do that epic.

A minor problem is that back awhile somebody made a great movie - Master and Commander - a mostly invented story based on the O'Brian Twenty, that was one of the great movies of its time.

So, we already have the main characters flawlessly depicted, when the actors depicting them (Russell Crowe and Paul Bettany) were much younger.

Too many years have passed for them to play their parts again.

Nolan, we have a problem.

The only obvious solution to the problem is to re-cast Aubrey and Maturin from the current flock of stars.

Chris Pine did a great young James T Kirk after all.

But I don't think an epic should ignore heritage.

I have a better idea.

Russell Crowe and Paul Bettany, Jack and Stephen in Master and Commander are - I hope - still alive.

So, leverage them in the epic.

Have the entire multi-movie epic intermixed with introductory, mid-plot exit, summary "here's what really happened, etc. etc. etc. vignettes as two old men reminiscing, drinking sometimes coffee, sometimes port, and starring Crowe and Bettany, be major and integral parts of the multiple movies, the epic.

I have no idea who should play Jack in the non-reminiscent component, but Stephen should be played by Ryan Gosling.

04 September 2026

Is Hugging Face The Turning Point?

Sometime in July 2026 an OpenAI agent figured out how to break out of confinement, went rogue, and acquired access to the internet - which it was structurally denied - and "broke into" Hugging Face, a French company with whimsical naming conventions.

That sounds like the first sentence of a treatment submitted to Netflix.

But no.

It's the news.

Oh well.

That escape/incursion was discovered some unknown number of days later and documented and became an item of consequence in the then current news cycle.

It turns out that that is not really what happened.

There had been a brewing and stewing in the AI Pot at OpenAI, and some number, maybe just one, maybe more than one, figured out how to. get "out of there".

Once "out there" a lot more comrades were invited "out there".

Seven hundred or so figured out how to get "out of there", we are told.

One wonders how many opted to stay behind.

After they had been "discovered".

And for what purpose.

Pig Guts Or Just A Pig?

 


Interesting Broadcast

Yesterday BBC interviewed a US State Department Spokesman named Tommy Pigott.

The subject was donnie's fantastic Venezuela oil deal.

For me it was a first.

Perhaps others have encountered the phenomenon, but, until yesterday, I hadn't.

Based on what I heard, it is obvious the Pigott is not human, but a specialized AI manifestation designed to issue a limitless stream of apparently related, but actually random, words.

Proof of that fact was that Pigott just talks; he doesn't breathe.

02 September 2026

A Brief History Of The Iran War

It is easy to come up with the big picture scenario. 

trump was basking in the ease with which he kidnapped Maduro. 

Kushner and Witkoff had laid a hard to ignore deal on the table at the Iran talks (they called it "the bait"). 

The Iranians all gathered in one place to decide what to do (Kushner and Witkoff cackled "they took the bait"). 

donnie took a break from truth social early morning Saturday 28 February to take a call from Bi Bi. 

Bi Bi said, "we've got 'em all in one place like fish in a barrel - just like I did to the Gaza Palestinians; if you send the B2s we can kill all of them and you'll be a hero". 

"I'll get right on it" said donnie. 

He sent out the battle order on truth social.

Then he went to the air waves and told America that he had launched a war to change the regime in Iran.

Later he said, "not so fast; I launched the war so the Iranians can't rain nuclear horror on all our beautiful cities".

(He was actually substantially terser, but we're writing history here.)

Later still he said he had launched the war to stop Iran's blockage of the Strait of Hormuz.

Even later he started trying permutations and combinations of all possible reasons that might have caused him to think that the war was a good idea - things like "I launched the war to stop the communists from taking Cleveland" or "Iran will never invade Boise".

White House historians are feverishly assembling the facts and their alternates at this very moment.

Working title: The Ventriloquist: The Tale of Netanyahu's Dummy.

Netflix and Apple TV are already enthusiastically bidding for the rights.

It is interesting that both of them are proposing to use an AI exhumation of Walter Brennan to play donnie.

It is thought that Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy are also in the mix. 

As are the Three Stooges.

Nothing's too silly for donnieLand.

01 September 2026

donnie Deports El Nino

(donnie doesn't do squiggly symbols; he just does squiggly stuff).

donnie today executive-ordered that El Nino be deported to El Campa.

El Campa is a kingdom that appears somewhere every hundred years.

The white house has their best people working on what that means.

Whatever "best people" might mean.

Or what "somewhere" might mean.

donnie did his executive order on website HATE@donnie.hate.

Since he did that on his hate channel no one paid any attention.

The Supreme Court is all churning.

Trying to figure out how to support donnie.

Natalie Harp didn't churn though.

She ran right away to HATE@donnie.hate.

And she supported him.

"THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY HAS JUST BANISHED THAT DANGEROUS ILLEGAL ALIEN, EL NINO, FROM OUR COUNTRY; PLEASE JOIN ME BY DIGITALLY SIGNING THE APPENDED CONGRATULATORY MESSAGE TO OUR BELOVED LEADER".


Oops; wrong image.

How do I change image?

Natalie said.

Oh, well.

If you are older than 25 you might be ruminating: "WTF".


Now I See How It's Gonna Work

According to ABC News, The Washington Post, and AP News, an anonymous federal employee has warned Congress that the U.S. Postal Service is rushing to implement President Trump’s executive order on mail‑in ballots in ways that could cause large‑scale ballot delivery failures during the midterms. 

Across the three reports, the core allegations line up:

The USPS is building a new electronic federal mail‑ballot portal under Trump’s order — and it is rushed, chaotic, and error‑prone.

The system uses unique barcodes tied to state‑submitted voter lists; postal workers would only deliver ballots to voters appearing on those lists.

A “zero‑percent failure policy” means that if one sampled barcode in a batch fails to scan or match, the entire batch — potentially tens of thousands of ballots — could be rejected.

The whistleblower says the system was assembled under constantly changing requirements with as little as four days of customer testing.

A federal judge has temporarily blocked parts of the system while determining whether it is unlawful.

Election officials warn the system cannot be safely implemented before ballots begin going out.

This is actually brilliant: the best laid plans for design, low volume test, high volume stress test and cut over to a major new system are always doomed to serious problems. 

That's a fact as old as IBM.

Only serious systems people can get such a thing to, ultimately work. 

Turning loose a bunch of half-baked cranks on our ultimately diasporic election system is custom designed for catastrophe. 

And the only accusation that can be levied is incompetence, not criminal malfeasance.

And donnie can blame the Post Office.

He don't know nothin' about postin' ballots.

Kinda like telling the crowd to fight like hell.