After ending 8 or 9 wars in the last few weeks donnie has asked J.D. Vance to put his name in with Pope Leo for fast-track canonization (fast-track canonization being a donnie invention - "it's a beautiful thing; fantastic thing; Jesus came up to me, big guy, beautiful guy, incredible savior, died over 2000 years ago, tears streaming down his beard, and he said 'Dad and I want to fast track you to heaven'").
He picked J.D. for the honor because he heard J.D. is pretty tight with Pope Francis.
only problem is now we have Pope Leo and they (JD and Leo) are not tight :)
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