Today donnie’s stooges in the US Supreme Court have spoken.
Justice Gorsuch led the charge.
Bret the Beer Drinker brought up the rear shrieking “bring back drawing and quartering”.
For those of you unfamiliar with the specifics of that ancient practice, here is a quote from Wikipedia.
“the convicted person was fastened to a hurdle, or wooden panel, and drawn by horse to the place of execution, where he was then hanged, emasculated, disembowelled, (sic) beheaded, and quartered. The traitor's remains were often displayed in prominent places across the country, such as London Bridge. For reasons of public decency, women convicted of high treason were instead burned at the stake”.
It is assumed that ol’ Bret would come down in favor of burning women at the stake.
He is hoping to have drawing and quartering back in time to have a massive traitor elimination event (for all the crazed traitors the president wants to go after now that Barr has totally exonerated him) to be ongoing throughout election year 2020 using the mall by the Washington Monument as the venue.
Ol’ Bret says that it should be a spectacle rivalling events that once occurred in Place de la Concorde.
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