Let's Talk Policy: Part One

 donnie the dildo is pretty light on policy.

Always has been, apparently always will be.

So it's quite odd that when Jordan Klepper intersects with MAGA MORONS and asks them what they like most about donnie, they always say "we love his policies".

So let's try to see if we can find any of those policies; this will be the first of what I expect to be several such policy searches and follow on expositions.

It would seem that a good place to start the search would be by looking into any of the several recent rallies and press conferences held by the dildo, all of whose ostensive purpose has been to promulgate, refine or re-state his rich and deep reservoir of policy.

The main policy I could find about the economy had something to do with a big package of Tic Tacs and a little package of Tic Tacs.  

I didn't get it but the MAGA MORONS roared in hysterical approval.

After that single delving into heavy product-based economics, the didlo kept his policies concentrated on human capital: Kamala is stupid; Kamala is dumb; Kamala is pretending to be black, because we all know she's Indian; Kamala is a communist/fascist; Kamala will usher in the worst depression in history; Kamala has a crazy laugh; Kamala is crazy; Kamala will usher in WW III.

There was more, but I can only take so much policy at a time.

I didn't get any of it - as policy - but the MAGA MORONS roared in hysterical approval.

So with this rich and deep initial statement of the trump policy agenda, I take my leave until next time.

Perhaps with the expectedly soon-to-be released trump campaign white paper on all of this we can delve deeper into the intricacies of the dildo's policy plan for America when we meet again.