In his recent address to Congress, donald trump referred to an attempted assassination in Pennsylvania last year and said, "I believe that my life was saved that day in Butler for a very good reason. I was saved by God to Make America Great Again—I believe that. I do. Thank you. Thank you very much"
There have been reports that, since trump's remarks, god has frequently been heard laughing his ass off.
That has never been known to happen, god being a rather dour sort.
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