Headlines From Another Random Walk

Slow day for donnieTunes, but, on balance, a great day for other types of nutcase, "breakthroughs" and apocalyptic occurrences. 

Trump shares baseless conspiracy that Joe Biden died and was replaced by a clone

Southwest Egg Supply Shaken as Major Producer Shuts Down

Tomato Recall Escalates as FDA Issues Highest-Level Health Alert

Trump's claims about remedial math at Harvard don't add up

Engineers unveil radical new freight system that could make diesel trucks obsolete: 'Almost like a mini-airline'

Explosion rocks Russian railway amid terror claims, Putin raises alert

Hyundai’s Weird “Uni Wheel” Is Either a Full-On Revolution or Totally Pointless

Opinion: Bond auction shows Trump’s economic house of cards may soon collapse

US startup unveils fridge-sized machine that makes gasoline out of thin air

Officials report dramatic water rise at iconic lake after extreme weather — here's why this matters

Humanity May Achieve the Singularity Within the Next 6 Months, Scientists Suggest

Trans athlete AB Hernandez wins 2 Calif. H.S. jumping events

Birdbath Mistakes You’re Probably Making—And How to Fix Them

The ‘Man-Eater’ Screwworm Is Coming

Biggest Chicken Pot Pie Recalls In The US

Potato Panic in Russia: Prices Skyrocket, Putin Sounds the Alarm

140,000-year-old city found at bottom of ocean in ‘first physical evidence’ of lost world