donnie’s Defense Metamorphoses

At first the republicans said “ what a ridiculous assertion, that the the president could be guilty of malfeasance”.

Then, as things developed they said “he is just exercising executive authority”.

Then, as facts that Kellyanne couldn’t assign to alternate oblivion began to mount,  they switched to process: “donnie is  the victim of a left wing Marxist witch hunt”.

Then, as quite a few believable officials began to testify, the refrain changed to “yeah he did all of that but, illegal though it is, it’s not a high crime or misdemeanor “.

And finally: as the noose has begun to close around the fatty orange neck of donnie the dildo, the republicans have gone into the mattress place: “yeah he did all of that but it’s not a high crime or misdemeanor because donnie is too stupid to pull off that sort of high crime or misdemeanor”.

I knew that ultimately we would all come together and agree on something,