Operation Warp Speed: This Just In

donnie the dildo has appointed the Minister of Communications of Madagascar to the post of Operation Warp Speed Commander, a post just created by donnie as he appointed her to the new position.

The lady from Madagascar, until now, has been the Madagascar International Interface for the Madagascar Covid 19 Home Remedy, a brew of jungle herbs that Madagascarins brewed up after their science folks got the blueprint of the Covid virus in March.

"That was fast" said donnie.

he said he could recognize a person perfect for his vaccine acceleration plans the moment he heard her speak.

Watch out for falling turkeys.