There's a Giant clown convention in Orlando.
The Denver Metro is initiating a "riders with no destination" removal program; to expedite the program's efficiency offenders will be thrown off the moving train at point of discovery.
Speaking clowns, the Desantis Transition Committee has been working on a major annual festivity to be commenced during his presidency: the annual White House Christmas Tree is going to be replaced with an annual Christian Book Pyre, a thousand-foot-high pyramid shaped mound of books set aflame. It is thought that the nation's schools, universities and libraries can be emptied of books by the beginning of Desantis' second term at which time the pyre will be converted to riders without destinations.
TikTok executive tells Congress that "American TikTok data is safely hidden in Texas, so China can't access it". Jim Jordan suggested that they bury the data for extra security.
A huge blob of seaweed is heading for Florida.
Speaking of huge blobs in Florida, the "stable genius" posted recently: WHY WON’T BRAGG DROP THIS CASE? EVERYBODY SAYS THERE IS NO CRIME HERE. I DID NOTHING WRONG! IT WAS ALL MADE UP BY A CONVICTED NUT JOB WITH ZERO CREDIBILITY, WHO HAS BEEN DISPUTED BY HIGHLY RESPECTED PROFESSIONALS AT EVERY TURN. BRAGG REFUSES TO STOP DESPITE OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY. HE IS A SOROS BACKED ANIMAL WHO JUST DOESN’T CARE ABOUT RIGHT OR WRONG NO MATTER HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE HURT. THIS IS NO LEGAL SYSTEM, THIS IS THE GESTAPO, THIS IS RUSSIA AND CHINA, BUT WORSE. DISGRACEFUL!
"I don't believe Gonzaga exists": Jimmy Kimmel jokes about the Bulldogs on his show. While the late night host joked about Gonzaga's existence during his monologue on Monday, he did get the pronunciation right.
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