10 April 2026

ICE Update

Recent reporting has revealed that this year so far there have been 27 prisoners who have died in ICE custody.

Due to the lack of any follow-on information about funerals or even disposal of the bodies - ICE says that they are not allowed to discuss "post criminal interments" - interest in the question has become rampant.

Not surprisingly, there is a growing body of opinion that ICE agents are pretty uniformly cannibals.

When contacted, ICE said that they "don't comment on agents' personal culinary preferences".

It has come to the attention of some that Krysti Noame, post Cabinet, is working on a cookbook; working title: The ICE Agent Culinary Manifesto".

Pre-sales on Amazon have spiked since Jeff Bezos endorsed the project on Twitter.



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