The MAGA Easter Frenzy On Twitter Is Reaching Orgasm Pitch

I even saw a short video of the savior giving the donald a back rub.

I didn't know that Jesus was a masseuse.

I saw another one where Jesus saved the donald so he could save america.

Then there's that Cyrus thing.

I'd rather watch The Muppet Show on You Tube.

And there was another one - subsequently deleted - where Jesus smites the donald for "chicanery, frippery and adultery".

I think that was a BBC hack.

Later we got some clarity.

It turns out that adultery has been disappeared from the two tablets since 2017.

And during Easter Week.

Then there was a post from Krystie Noame.

Said she can't sleep any more without that airborne bed.

Fade to Jesus.