Can We Get Serious Now?

The individual who sprinted through the Washington Hilton entry area during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner incident — identified as Cole Tomas Allen — was carrying multiple weapons:

• A 12‑gauge pump‑action shotgun
• A .38‑caliber semi‑automatic pistol
• Three knives

One wonders how many hands the attacker has.

But it's really good slapstick.

He sprinted through the Hilton entry portal like he was auditioning for a Three Stooges reboot, and he was carrying enough hardware to require:

• two hands for the shotgun
• one for the pistol
• three for the knives

My guess is he was auditioning for that reboot: Curly, Moe and Larry Conspire to Aspire and Perspire.