It All Makes Sense From The Right Viewpoint

Russia has 17,000 nuclear weapons.

China has 600 nuclear weapons.

North Korea has - maybe - 60 nuclear weapons.

India has about 140 nuclear weapons.

Pakistan has about 170 nuclear weapons.

Why is donnie spending a billion dollars a day to "decimate" Iran?

There are a lot of guys in town that have a lot more weapons than none.

Which is how many Iran has.

My question has always been "why is donnie so comfortable with 17,000,000 Putin Nukes pointed at us 24/7, but he goes batshit over none pointed at us from Iran"?

So why is donnie bombing the shit out of Iran?

Because he decided one night that he was tired of crazy posting to social media and launched a war instead.

Because he had just gotten a text from Bi Bi about the Iran threat.

And he needed some variety in his daily routine.

So, he called Pete the Christian Warrier and told him lower the boom on Iran.

Then he went to sleep for a minute or two and when he woke up the world economy was in the ditch.

But gasoline prices in Iowa are plummeting.

So that's good.

Turns out he really is a stable genius.

But he really makes me nervous; I don't know why.

Must be his followers.