14 May 2026

donnie Goes For A Hat Trick

A hat trick is when a player scores three times in a single game.

A while back donnie declared 145% tariffs on China.

China said, "not so fast, we aren't sending you rare earth anymore; put that in your high-tech manufacturing hat and smoke it".

More recently, donnie woke up in the middle of the night and ordered round the clock bombing of Iran.

Iran said, "see how long you like the price of gasoline now that the strait of Hormuz is closed".

With donnie over in China one shudders at all the possibilities of his filling out the trick.

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