I have a number of unanswered questions in my life.
They fester yellowly in that gland we all possess, the unanswered questions gland.
Fester implies puss.
Puss implies phagocytes.
Phagocytes rush to battle with the invasion of invading - stuff.
The question that has excited my unanswered questions gland's phagocytes most recently to battle is, "what is sea salt"?
It's a long festering question, however.
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