09 May 2024

Walmart

 

I think I remember having seen, from time to time, amazing videos of the typical denizens of Sam's Memorial Mausoleum doing Walmart Denizen stuff.

Stuff like two large blond-haired, bare breasted, heavily tattooed women wearing MAGA hats fighting over a package of chicken legs; one, having won, is subsequently seen ravenously tearing bloody chicken meat off the bone with her teeth and swallowing with bloody foamed gusto while shrieking with chicken-hindered clarity "Make America Meat Again".

Or cadres of huge bare chested, heavily tattooed men in MAGA hats crashing grocery carts into one another to gain access to the frontage of a beer display piled ceiling high in the middle of the floor; some carts having broken some bottles, the fray lessens as, one by one the combatants all drop to the floor and commence scooping up handfuls of foam, and inhaling the foam with gusto all begin to chant "death to lily livered wine drinkers".

Some, having dragged their hands through shards of broken bottle have blood streaming from various veins and arteries.

The floor looks like a chicken reduction factory.

So, when I noticed this image incessantly posted in everything served up by my browser, I couldn't suppress the urge to blog.

Which one of "The Denizens" is this image?

And do they have "MAGA" tattooed somewhere unseen?

And are they on Tick Tock?

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