It was deucedly simple:
- Hire an assassin.
- Have him kill a random right wing person on the streets of Portland.
- Have him fade from site undetected and unnamed.
- Conjecture and hysteria mount over the death of a loyal trump fascist
- Hire another assassin.
- Foment a scuffle with a random - but known - left winger.
- Assassin kills left winger during the scuffle.
- Trump up a posthumous story about the left winger being under suspicion for the death of the right winger.
Et, voila: the perfect campaign video.
Dead men, as they say, tell no tales.
And well paid assassins fade off to Rio.
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