04 September 2020

donnie's Portland Plot

 It was deucedly simple:

  1. Hire an assassin.
  2. Have him kill a random right wing person on the streets of Portland.
  3. Have him fade from site undetected and unnamed.
  4. Conjecture and hysteria mount over the death of a loyal trump fascist
  5.  Hire another assassin.
  6.  Foment a scuffle with a random - but known - left winger.
  7.  Assassin kills left winger during the scuffle.
  8.  Trump up a posthumous story about the left winger being under suspicion for the death of the right winger.

Et, voila: the perfect campaign video. 

Dead men, as they say, tell no tales.

And well paid assassins fade off to Rio.



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