Sunday, October 23, 2022

Britain: One Down, Unknown Number To Go

 Former Prime Minister Boris Johnson has removed himself from consideration for being Liz Truss' replacement as Prime Minister, the office that Liz Truss assumed after Boris resigned it earlier this season.

That having occurred hours ago, there is a new groundswell of conjecture that Boris may be un-removing himself from consideration after learning that his previous supporters have all moved their current support to the now seriously contending head of lettuce.

"I'll be damned if I will concede the legendary office of British Prime Minister to an un-made salad" the recent ex has been saying, giving more gravity to his reputation for sublime wordsmithmanship and - apparently - his desire to re-join the fray after hours only off the pitch.

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