"George H.W. Bush took millions of documents to a former bowling alley and a former Chinese restaurant, where they combined them. So they're in a bowling alley slash Chinese restaurant,"
So said donnie the dildo at rally in Arizona on Sunday.
Language experts and psychologists have - over the last few years - formed a forensic unit whose mission is to identify the shadowy entity known as Q.
After donnie's Sunday outburst, they say they have their man.
Dr. Furb D. Crunch, a psychologist specializing in urban myth architecture and founding member of the forensic unit, said Monday "only a mind that could invent a world of pizza eating pedophiles could also conjure George H. W. Bush in a Chinese restaurant. Q has been unmasked".