I was relieved to hear just now that the recently unidentified objects that we have been shooting out of the sky are not extra- terrestrial beings.
Or transporting such beings.
I would have been so disappointed if they had been - extra-terrestrials - and were getting here via balloon rather than warp drive vehicles.
I guess we need to tell Ol' Tucker we don't have a problem.
He'll probably spin a story that we're not seeing the warp drives because they are invisible, and that they are there and that they are sending out balloons.
And that they are loaded with stolen trump ballots.
And piloted by JFK Jr.
In his rescue mission for the legendary trump presidency: he's going to bring those ballots to the Capitol and throw vast piles of them on the Capitol floor while shouting "let the counting begin".
I'm really looking forward to it.
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