trump's transition team is already planning inauguration day festivities and messaging.
The team has chosen a catchy name for itself - The Dildo Dons - and a logo, to be announced later.
With three exceptions those two alternate facts are all that have leaked.
Exception leak one: there has already been produced a video documenting a joyous inauguration crowd of 65 million, all wearing official donnie autographed red hats. The price of an autographed official MAGA hat can vary widely depending on the seller and the condition of the hat, but here are some examples of prices from recent listings:
eBay: Prices range from around $150 to $2,500.
Trump Store: The standard unsigned MAGA hat is $50, but signed versions are often available through donations or special offers.
Using the mean price of $1325 trump's personal coffers are expected to swell by $86,125,000,000 from the sale of hats alone.
(donnie always says that the US Presidency is the most valuable franchise in the world, to which he follows on "that and the schmucks in the House and the Senate").
Speaking of those schmucks, the "Kiss the Ring Ceremony" is expected to be another big revenue generator ("Kiss the Ring" is a new government function wherein the 435 House members and 100 Senators all show up annually - if they want to keep their seats, elections having been declared optional, once the annual "Kiss" has been effected, to be in "The Presence" and kiss the ring of "The Presence" ($1,000,000 times 535 = $535,000,000; not a bad yearly take).
Exception leak two: Hulk Hogan has signed up to sing the Star Spangled Banner in duet with Roseann Barr.
Exception leak three: Kimberly Guilfoyle will shriek the Pledge of Allegiance.
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