That title was last used by Oliver Cromwell.
I think there was a late 1950s porn rock group called donnie and the protectors.
It was a (then thought to be clever) allusion to condoms.
Anyway,
donnie the dildo recently stated at a rally in Pennsylvania that he aims to be the “protector” of women if he is re-elected.
He emphasized that women would be “happy, healthy, confident, and free” under his leadership and claimed they would no longer have to think about abortion.
Or anything.
"Don't you fuss your pretty little heads" he was heard to mutter as he nervously caressed his right ear.
This statement comes amidst ongoing debates and criticisms regarding his role in the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.
And his rape trial.
He segued to his concepts for a plan to plan for a replacement for ObamaCare.
His starting point is that somebody introduce a bill in Congress to change the name of The Affordable Care Act to ObamaCare.
"So the correct amount of national anger and hate can be marshalled to our task" he continued.
(Anybody who knows anything knows that I made that up - donnie couldn't marshal a thought of that complexity - or even a thought.)
Then he went back to talking about his best friend Hannibal.
Oh well.
Have I mentioned what George Washington wrote to Lafayette in 1788?
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