We took a ferry to the US yesterday so we could go to Costco for sustenance and Best Buy for an iPhone battery.
While we were getting into our car in the Costco parking lot a guy with the max sized pickup allowed in Costco parking lots made a fast paced sortie through the lot with twin "MAGA: Stop The Steal" flags waving frantically in the rainy wind.
We went over and knocked on his window.
He rolled the window down.
We said, "pardon us, sir, seeing you makes us need to ask: 'is there an asshole farm somewhere close?'"
He shot us in the face.
Washington is open carry, so we were clearly in the wrong.
The hospital says we will probably recover.