Great Work From A Stable Genius

Prologue

The thing is, this piece, with surprising brevity, points to only the exposed smoking, above-water parts of the catastrophic crash of the great airplane America. 

Those parts are all foreign.  

We haven't even gotten to domestic. 

And nobody cares. 

Maybe nobody even knows. 

I must just be nuts.

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donnie is always announcing that the Strait of Hormuz is open.

Except it isn't.

donnie is always announcing that Iran is conducting deep and serious talks with Steve and Jared.

Except they aren't.

donnie keeps saying that he has a vast trove of weapons in reserve to those he has pissed away.

Except he doesn't.

Dichotomous is a word that comes to mind when comparing donnie's reality to reality.

Recently he announced for the zillionth time that the Strait of Hormuz was open.

And it was.

Iran and Oman had signed the Iran/Oman Strait of Hormuz Authority.

Ships pay Iran to go into the Persian Gulf from the Gulf of Oman.

Ships pay Oman to go into the Gulf of Oman from the Persian Gulf.

Recently he announced for the zillionth time that Iran was desperate for a deal, and they were in deep talks.

Except they weren't.

Today Iran issued an ultimatum to donnie telling him under what conditions Iran would talk.

donnie has a zillion times said he wants to destroy NATO.

You remember; NATO is that thing that keeps Western Europe from falling like a house of cards to the Russian Army.

Today Turkey (second largest military in NATO, one of the largest in the world) announced MEATO (Mid East Asia Treaty Organization) in conjunction with Saudi Arabia and Pakistan (Pakistan has a lot of nuclear weapons and Saudi Arabia has a lot of oil and used to be a very close US ally).

It's beautiful to see the workings of such a well-oiled machine as is the donnieLand Administration.