21 August 2026

An Unfinished Ballroom Endangers The Life Of The President

So says John Sauer, the United States Solicitor General (he's the vapid factotum with the shrill/scratchy computer-generated voice who represents the US before the Supreme Court).

His reasoning is that demolition of the East Wing exposed a long used secure area and that hole in the ground must now be brought up to modern security standards, complete with a 90,000 square foot decoy atop it.

He says the president's life is in danger until that is done because he might fall in the hole.

Can't Natalie Hart watch him and keep him clear?

Of that hole?

In the ground?

Otherwise, what are factotums for?

I guess there are people working on that.


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