That Kim Jung Il Thing

donnie wants to get together for some Colonel Sanders with his asshole buddy Kim Jun Il.

You may not have heard the term "asshole buddy".

Probably have.

But maybe not.

So here is what we are talking about;

In military slang (Vietnam‑era especially), an asshole buddy is: The one person you’re paired with so closely- in danger, in boredom, in misery - that you can’t escape each other.  

Not a friend.

Not an enemy.

Just the human you’re stuck with, utterly and permanently, in the worst circumstances.

Kim's sister said, after donnie announced the incipient meeting, that she was not aware of any contact between donnie and her brother.

Kim's sister is thought to be the one who really runs North Korea.

I think I heard today that it has become official.

Kim is an ally of Putin and Xi Jinping.

He has no interest in talking to a failed american president.

Probably won't matter in the mid-terms, though.

Americans being idiots.