I didn’t watch The Pack Of Lies Speech last night.
Nor was I willing to invoke the KUOW NPR app to hear the post game analysis about what I assume must have been never ending comment about the pack of lies.
I assume some of the subsidiary subjects were such things as:
How many outright hallucinations were invoked?
How many delusional references were used as bases for major national policies?
How pissed did Melina look?
Were there any porn stars in the audience?
Were they wearing black in solidarity?
That is a pretty entertaining set of possibilities.
It was difficult not to relent and touch the KUOW icon.
Or turn on Apple TV.
But I persevered.
That left a need for something to do instead:
So I made a martini.