Putin Potpourri II

 Dear President Zelenskyy:

Your "Lightning War" has exposed you for what you and your fellows are and exposed it to all the world.

Only a NAZI will do Blitzkreig.

Please cease and desist or prepare for annihilation.

Affectionately Yours,

Vlad the Great

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Dear Puty:

We regret to tell you that we don't have enough space in Ukraine for all the Russian prisoners we have taken.

Would you please send a train and take them back?

We are low on beets and winter is coming; I would hate to see so many Russians starve to death.

Affectionately Yours,

Volodymyr Zelenskyy (The Other Vlad)

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Dear President Zelenskyy:

We will send beets.

Affectionately Yours,

Vlad the Great

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Dear Puty:

Our landscape has become littered with Russian scrap iron.

Would you please send a train to recover your junk?

Affectionately Yours,

Volodymyr Zelenskyy (The Other Vlad)

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Dear President Zelenskyy:

We will send beets.

Put the scrap on that train after you make the borsch. 

Affectionately Yours,

Vlad the Great

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Dear Joe,

I just wanted to let you know that I have ordered that all US cities be destroyed before tomorrow.

Resistance is futile. 

If you need some beets, let me know.

Affectionately Yours,

Vlad the Great

Zelenskyy