Listening to NPR this morning I heard a republican strategist waxing ecstatic about the "opportunity" ronnie the dildo has to show his high level of leadership and executive ability in the face of the onslaught of Hurricane Ian.
She couldn't say enough about how, in the face of catastrophic winds and biblical walls of water, ronnie will show how mechanically fit he is for the presidency.
I can't help but conjure images of video streams blanketing the state of Florida - as soon as Ian has gone into the Atlantic - of Ol' ron upon the inland sea that was Fort Meyers, in a Cigarette Boat, shouting joyously - as the boat broaches yet another floating corpse, "that's 16!! Way less than feared".
Back awhile ago donnie the dildo said "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"
As criminal, treason and civil charges close in on him from so many sides it's hard to count them, donnie - lotta people are saying - is wishing for those calmer days of yesteryear.
Close aids say he has bought a Glock 19 and has been Googling "grade schools near Mara Lago".
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